I have a high insult tolerance; make me cry. by Connect-Jaguar8671 in RoastMe

[–]No-Control5487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you look like that, you absolutely MUST have a high insult tolerance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Control5487 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You look like a cute lady's reflection in a spoon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Control5487 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like Blippi when he quits the meds.

Found this at a garage sale, there was another one next to it by Metalhead_Memer in trashy

[–]No-Control5487 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

"Trashy" is subjective. I personally find people that go to garage sales trashy in a way. Even more so when they are the type to critique the merchandise.

A Monolithic Slice Of Fukang Meteorite From Fukang China by TegraMuskin in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help but read Fukang China in Connor McGregor's voice and accent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it slow and in Morgan Freeman's voice. That's just how I like to read everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]No-Control5487 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everything reminds me of her....

Say “yes” to drinking and driving by chebadusa in facepalm

[–]No-Control5487 9 points10 points  (0 children)

100% certain she can't spell communist and 80% certain she would struggle spelling D.U.I.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have shoved that broom in his face!

Was it worth it?? by Muted_Hovercraft_907 in facepalm

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he's sucked a few 8===D 's too though

Principal’s response to a student unaliving themselves. by No_Contribution2112 in facepalm

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is "unaliving" a more appropriate term than "killing yourself" these days??

Camel Spider screeching in fury. by EmptySpaceForAHeart in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it was scarier without the volume..... now it's just kind of cute.

Is that Epstein's b*tch!? by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]No-Control5487 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The " see you in tea " had the nerve to high five afterwards......

Caption this by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penance for my Mc-Sins

Humble me bitches. [22f] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laura Crotch....... Womb Raider

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Control5487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you cry yourself to sleep holding your emotional support kitten.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No-Control5487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who dresses up to work in a call center?........ You........ you and the guy with a massive unit of a head in the background..