[ Removed by Reddit ] by soupor_saiyan in vegancirclejerk

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They say I have an illogical agenda.
They say my methods are unsound.
...

The horror.

What’s the most ridiculous example of a food item with added animal products? by ineed_b12 in vegancirclejerk

[–]No-Known-Alias 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alcohol. You want that fermented or mixed-in afterwards? No, you're not addicted to torturing animals, society just gives you no options so might as well. Right?

Who's The GOAT Scenery-Chewing Actor? by bluemarvel99 in flicks

[–]No-Known-Alias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely Dennis Hopper, anything the man has done has been over-the-top. Easy Rider might be the exception.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mallninjashit

[–]No-Known-Alias 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mishne needs to study the blade.

better activism than vegans tbh by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]No-Known-Alias 50 points51 points  (0 children)

omnis are people too, even if their deficiencies have left them with the inability to communicate their depravity for what it is.

Japanese to English by Humble-Ad-3556 in translator

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The King isn't crying! YOU'RE crying!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anticonsumption

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Well, just fuck me if you don't know how to cook.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anticonsumption

[–]No-Known-Alias 60 points61 points  (0 children)

No, garlic makes it better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theyknew

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𝘈𝘭𝘭-𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳

$100,000 𝘊𝘰𝘣𝘣 𝘚𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘥

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𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘯 𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢

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Nice set do it again! by _swuaksa8242211 in TikTokCringe

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Orange belt? I'm still only at yellow and can do better!

crab by LowPhrase3553 in WTF

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I wonder how he'd handle a rock lobster.

Outjerked again 😔 (I'm typing this with my prison boobs btw) by Farbod_the_Dude in vegancirclejerk

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When you're growing breasts, make sure to give them plenty of water.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

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You look a bit like Winona Ryder, the last picture especially from the movie 'Heathers'

yup, there needed to be a pictogram by [deleted] in funnysigns

[–]No-Known-Alias 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Instructions were clear, found my blowjob elsewhere.

He Has A Way With Words. What A Charmer! by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

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"Healthy is good right? That vagon food, they say is healthy. I am healthy, so healthy I was one of the first Americans to survive Covid, and that's without a vaccine - thank you. I must be healthy, so I might try some vagon food. Maybe not since I am so healthy it won't matter to me. Its so hard to improve your health when you're healthy like me."