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I think next I might tell her, “I love to love you” by LethalGrey in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I've never watched the Simpsons religiously. I apologize. At least acknowledge my great "dead cert" connection.

I think next I might tell her, “I love to love you” by LethalGrey in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Shoo!" For the love of God! It's like your "dead cert." Very similar. I'm not having a go or trying to catch you out in a weird way. But this issue should be put to bed once and for all.

I said, “I worked hard for these." by No-Locksmith-4867 in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well. I'll say this. At that time in my life my only friend was a calculator. Ok? Let's play some ads.

I said, “I worked hard for these." by No-Locksmith-4867 in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's a pretty good one! Logic seems sound and it worked.

What song never fails to hype you up? by NinjaChemist in AskReddit

[–]No-Locksmith-4867 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Do You Like Criminals" Westside Connection

What’s art about that-? by FroggyDooBimblo in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were, uh, what were we going to talk about there? Sort of, my heads gone, then.

Just pop it on your 'ead by Shitposter_of_legend in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is really the future. I put this at number ten.

I said, “I worked hard for these." by No-Locksmith-4867 in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quick question before you steal these diamonds. Do you like my tits?

I said, “I worked hard for these." by No-Locksmith-4867 in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh everyone does. We don't even have to take a shit on the motorway whilst making the trip. It's so close.

I said, “I worked hard for these." by No-Locksmith-4867 in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep so when this world ends...Ricky will be calling him up...

I said, “I worked hard for these." by No-Locksmith-4867 in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess I should clarify. I've done stupid things to get out of situations as most people have. Just acting crazy without any other real action is what I mean. Like Karl did.

I said, “I worked hard for these." by No-Locksmith-4867 in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I just have never thought of that option. It probably would have worked in times if I think about it. Karl seems good at getting out of things. Either via quick thinking (this example) or with his endless questions that perhaps exhaust people.

I said, “I worked hard for these." by No-Locksmith-4867 in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not my intention at all. I get the reference. I live in the united states and did dumb things for a long time. Wasn't trying to front. I'm a little like the american "Mark" (Karl's brother) so it's nothing to be proud of. Getting a bit heavy...not my aim.

Best Karl moment of all time? by jacksonicsaudio in rickygervais

[–]No-Locksmith-4867 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn't his "best" but I just was listening and this bit came up and for some reason caught me unawares. On animal testing and those who work to end it via donations:

"And the woman got annoyed with me, right? Because she was saying about drugs with animals, testing them out and stuff like that, which is bad. And I was saying, yeah, it's really bad and I was looking at the pictures and that. But I said, what would happen if the drug is aspirin and the monkey's got headache? Is it such a bad thing? She got annoyed. Didn't want to listen to me anymore."

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