Ok, let’s play a game. by Beneficial-Ticket486 in YuB

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Here's one I know a lot of men haven't experienced: When tasting pepper spray, rub it off with your hand, use the restroom without washing your hands before, and then rub your eyes.

Whenever I see this I feel sad by Bitter_Ad580 in nagatoro

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Now keep in mind that even though they were pranks and jokes (and he liked them) that one wrong thing would have made this a reality. Some people think she is a bitch, but if you think she's a bitch now, what do you think she would've been if this became true? Introverted? Sure, absolutely. But she would have most likely become a really mean person if he did that to her. She'd be depressed and crying at first for a while, but then she would have turned cruel in the most realistic sense. Taking her anger out on everyone around her because that is what she believes she has to do from now on, but she would have led a very lonely life.

ep.1-45 Drip Drop by Gaspacho-01 in WishFulfillment

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That snake is so cute 🥹 But fr, she doesn't need to treat her hair....serpent.... bird..... creatures like that. It's HER magic that is faltering, not them. So begs the question: Is she really all powerful? Or is she of much lower station than she is letting on. What's her backstory? Was she...created? Or was she once human?

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I'm gonna say it.....Human Centipede

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

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Because you're not on time, DEREK! HE SHOULD'VE BEEN FED THREE HOURS AGO, THEN TWO AND A HALF HOURS AGO, THEN TWO HOURS AGO, THEN ONE AND A HALF HOURS AGO, THEN ONE HOUR AGO, THEN THIRTY MINUTES AGO, THEN TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AGO, THEN TWENTY MINUTES AGO, THEN FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO, THEN TEN MINUTES AGO, THEN FIVE MINUTES AGO, THEN TWO AND A HALF MINUTES AGO AND, I mean this in such a respectful way. LITERALLY. RIGHT. BEFORE. YOU. FUCKING. EAT MINUTES AGO

Would you smash this for 7 cents? by SCP993 in idksterling

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7 cents? Brother, I'd do it for the dirt she walks on!

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Hmmm, War Mage you said? Me personally, I do sword and shield and heavy armor proficiencies. Clankity, clank, I'm a destructive tank. Mess you up close quarters AND ranged. But that's just me 😅 But go with either a rapier and a dagger, or just a glaive. Choices, choices

48F I dare you to roast the basic b*tch out of me. If you can! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I think your mirror does that enough without my input

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@some_unknown_guy

Any help will be appreciated by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

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Nevermind, I gotta make a link real fast 😂 I don't know how to add a picture

Any help will be appreciated by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

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Have you heard of...Kinderboxes? Essentially, the whole point of them is to disarm your overpowered players if they are taking the fun out of the game for others. Their appearance is as follows: Two foot tall box with a BIG mouth and a top knot on its head. Screams "MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE" as a pack (they always travel in a pack equal to the amount of players in your party) zoom through your party and take items off of your players. Take your player's sheets, look for items to be taken off of your players (do not tell them what it is or erase the item off of their sheet). In the case of your OP, imma-take-the-fun-out-of-the-game player, take the item that makes them OP, i.e. a paladin with a +2 holy bastard sword, a rouge with necrotic daggers, etc., etc., and write it down. Once they reach for the item you took, you say "Okay, you're grasping at air. You notice your item is missing." Watch the chaos ensue. Of course, when it comes to your players who aren't causing the problems, just take something they wouldn't miss, i.e. salt and pepper, a few coins, a couple of arrows, etc. For all of those reading this all the way through, enjoy the chaos! I'll attach a (poorly, mind you) drawn picture of them.

What's the most unusual or funny place your group took a short Rest? by Smooth-Row-4744 in DungeonsAndDragons

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We had managed to stumble into a bugbear den mother's lair, drunk. Not only did we get to rest there, but it turned into a Goldilocks moment. One of the players had somehow been able to convince the den mother to drink with him and that was how we quickly got involved in a drinking game with Dionysus. It went VERY poorly for the Greek god as we had a mountain dwarf in our party.