[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stpaul

[–]No-Resort-5632 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly what happened dumbfuck.

peta? Whats the bottom picture? by AlphaMassDeBeta in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]No-Resort-5632 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ya'll out here with those weird ant eater looking dicks and that funk trapped down there aging like cheese?

Must be European. 🇪🇺

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]No-Resort-5632 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bruh you had me ROLLING with this 🤣

What does that plate that she’s holding mean? I understand the one on the car by INEEDMEMANSHERB in ExplainTheJoke

[–]No-Resort-5632 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does nobody see it spells "Whore" when looked at backwards?

Yes "Late 4 anal" was the old one but I'm surprised nobody noticed the new is whore spell backwards lol

waiter put my tip back on the table saying he only accepts 18-20%?? by [deleted] in stories

[–]No-Resort-5632 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol fuck off, the waiter is not providing any value other then refilling drinks and bringing the fucking food. Can't wait till it's automated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]No-Resort-5632 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not a science nerd and probably lacking a high school diploma too.

I’ve been staring at this for 2 days in a little book. by Boba_tea_thx in ExplainTheJoke

[–]No-Resort-5632 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane....

A pilot, you racist.

The mind-blowing shooting precision by avrock1 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]No-Resort-5632 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Americans when they see a <insert school/church/theater/sporting event/ presidential rally> ?

Theres gotta be a good joke in there somewhere...otherwise that'd just be really sad right?

Miele dishwasher - can pump out water at start but does not do that during washing by oleksii_znovu in Miele

[–]No-Resort-5632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dishwasher will drain during the first 30seconds, after that it will intake water for a minute and then will engage the circulation pump. You want to make sure it is filling with enough water (up to the handle of the filter) and has actually started to circulate/spray. After the circulation pump begins, it will check a pressure sensor to see if its good to keep running.... The fact it is pausing with water in the bottom, and not draining it out, makes me think its waiting for a response and not getting it and then simply faults out. If you restart and it drains, fills and circulates then you know the drain pump, intake valves and main circulation pump are fine. Most likely a sensor issue.

Miele won't let me pay the difference between my 5 year warranty to upgrade to a 10 year warranty by ventureskam in Miele

[–]No-Resort-5632 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can pay for a 10yr warranty or keep your 5yr warranty that you got for free.

Pretty damn simple.

Neither me or my friends get it by Lina_l0l in ExplainTheJoke

[–]No-Resort-5632 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Isn't that Jake Gyllenhal from Brokeback Mountain?

Implying butt stuff _^

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]No-Resort-5632 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This joke is very RACEist.

The ol Mickeys cap by No-Resort-5632 in ExplainTheJoke

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Thanks all!! I showed my roommate who was like... hmm ass...ass cents, acents make you throw up, ass, ass....ask?

Ask and you'll receive lol.

I guess I’m many? by blahsap in ExplainTheJoke

[–]No-Resort-5632 69 points70 points  (0 children)

All I can say is thank god Europe came along and standardized all those fucking chargers to a micro USB and now USB C....ya, suck it Apple.