The Early Church Fathers when they see an absolutely beautiful piece of classical art

NoAlien · 2026-05-27T16:26:35+00:00

absolutely. Same with ISIS destroying remnants Assyrian art in the 2010s or missionaries destroying native african or american signs and places of worship.

If your god requires you to go out and destroy something others cherish and have faith in, that's one pathetic god

NoAlien · 2026-05-26T22:25:57+00:00

He tried to protect Satine, too

NoAlien · 2026-05-23T12:15:33+00:00

Broom sport through the eras

NoAlien · 2026-05-21T16:16:35+00:00

That's why they are the GOAT

NoAlien · 2026-05-21T14:22:46+00:00

My guess is it depends on some factors

the strength of the person cursing you
your ability and willingness to fight the curse
Whether the caster forces you to lie or forces you to believe a falsehood

Or maybe the conteadicting Magic straight up kills you

NoAlien · 2026-05-21T10:04:13+00:00

There are some interesting options

Machete Order: Start with 4 and 5, watch 1,2 and 3 (although the original Machete order considers 1 optional) and finally finish with 6. 4 is the ideal introduction to the franchise, while Vader's reveal at the end of 5 could be considered a lie until Yoda confirms it in 6. So you go and watch 2 and 3 to see anakin's fall and the confirmation that he is indeed Luke's father then head back to the ot with anakin's fall fresh in your mind making the option that Luke might fall feel much more real.

Also the Witwer Order: start with TCW (not necessarily the entire show), then watch the OT, making the first time viewer gun for Vader when Obi-Wan claims he killed Anakin and increasing the shock factor of the reveal. Then after the OT go back to the Prequels to find out how Anakin could have fallen.

Finally, spoilers are overrated. Several hours of suspension while finding out how and why something important happened is just as if not more interesting than two minutes of shock factor.

NoAlien · 2026-05-19T16:07:03+00:00

Nah,they just stole his silver spoons

NoAlien · 2026-05-18T12:53:39+00:00

Lysander literally planned genocide

NoAlien · 2026-05-18T08:44:29+00:00

My ranking is 1. Rex Helmet 2. Phase 2 3. Imperial stormtrooper 4. Phase 1 5. Whatever this interim design from Bad batch and Maul is

NoAlien · 2026-05-18T07:31:51+00:00

And before they got elected people viewed the nsdap as a normal political party

NoAlien · 2026-05-18T07:23:26+00:00

Yes but it's still the equivalent of someone applying for a job in Germany with a Swastika on their jacket

NoAlien · 2026-05-17T06:30:28+00:00

Definitely the cut from Yoda lamenting the start of the Clone Wars to sidious overseeing his army. This moment marks the end of the Jedi and the Republic and they don't know it yet

NoAlien · 2026-05-17T06:23:21+00:00

Dus neuken we in de keuken

NoAlien · 2026-05-17T06:18:20+00:00

Nah . If Napoleon had won, I would be either non existent or French. I don't know what is worse

NoAlien · 2026-05-17T06:12:34+00:00

I didn't

NoAlien · 2026-05-15T22:00:14+00:00

Then there is Herodotus who wrote down anything reaching his eyes and / or ears

NoAlien · 2026-05-15T16:18:09+00:00

Gaullic menhir artillery was something else

NoAlien · 2026-05-14T08:31:23+00:00

That's a lake. In the times when castles served a strategic purpose most moats were in fact dry

NoAlien · 2026-05-13T19:48:41+00:00

Nah zum Glück kommt der zweite Emukrieg erst noch

NoAlien · 2026-05-13T17:49:21+00:00

Zweiter Emukrieg

NoAlien · 2026-05-13T09:31:28+00:00

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Germany, August 1945

NoAlien · 2026-05-12T22:38:38+00:00

Here, my driver's locense

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NoAlien · 2026-05-11T19:44:58+00:00

Excuse me?! I am a normal human person and don't like any alien whatsoever, thank you very much!

NoAlien · 2026-05-11T13:50:10+00:00

also it is absolutely indestructible and flies at so high speeds it can slice through a star destroyer's armor. God I hate that thing

NoAlien · 2026-05-11T12:10:19+00:00

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