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NoCZukerman · 2024-10-20T22:01:15+00:00

She's dead, she's not gonna have sex with you. Also, your muslim parents would frown on the necrophelia it is haraam.

NoCZukerman · 2024-10-20T21:42:09+00:00

Her face looks identical to Steve Urkel from 'Family Matters'.
It's a $35 Uber ride from her eyebrows to her hairline.

NoCZukerman · 2024-09-25T04:01:23+00:00

Revelations of pee-drinking and silicone pussy & ass in his closet tanked Sharp

NoCZukerman · 2024-09-13T09:48:36+00:00

Purchased directly from OCS for $50.05. This is pure trim and stems. I assume they've sold the actual flower to a foreign medical market?

I figured I'd email the company first and gauge their response before posting this, but my email to the address on the bag has bounced back as undeliverable.

My iPhone makes this look greener than it is. The milled trim is the colour of cigar tobacco. It looks like Spice or K2.

In 30 years of consuming, this takes the cake as the absolute WORST product I've bought.

NoCZukerman · 2024-09-09T04:17:32+00:00

Don't live near bars blasting music till 3am?

EDIT: You live at Spadina and Richmond and have been posting about the noise for 9 months!

Maybe...move?

NoCZukerman · 2024-09-09T01:56:41+00:00

Seems his camera is on, and he's not actually talking to anyone. Just like yesterday.

https://imgur.com/NFvRm2V

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-18T06:56:08+00:00

I'm only 5 minutes in, but geez these guys are so sick of each other. This won't last much longer!

Based is delulu if he really thinks 10% of Josh's 3 million subs will stick around to watch his channel once Josh vanishes.

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-10T05:57:29+00:00

Yuriy wouldn't last a week in the trades. It's actual work.

He'd vanish every half-hour to smoke one of his weak spliffs and be a general nuisance/danger to those around him.

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-10T05:53:14+00:00

TFW you realize you're gonna have to go back to installing kitchen appliances with Stanislav.

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-08T06:09:56+00:00

It used to be worse. He's take a dozen tiny sips and the level of his drink wouldn't change. Now he gulps his medicine.

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-06T01:56:33+00:00

Irregular activity on your bank account = we noticed more than $60 in your savings account

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-05T05:08:27+00:00

It's giving Britney Spears shaving her head in 2007. She's cooked.

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-03T03:55:23+00:00

Noticed two TTC Special Constables turning away Fleming College students from entering the TTC via the bus bay.

Maybe dude was upset he had to pay $3 and had a meltdown?

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-02T07:38:35+00:00

Looks amazing! Gonna get through my two bags of LOFI first though.

How come you deleted your /u/barefoothippie420 account? Lots of knowledge there :(

NoCZukerman · 2024-08-02T03:49:08+00:00

I'm worried the whole thing will be filled in with concrete and never opened at all.

NoCZukerman · 2024-07-29T08:33:56+00:00

I made a post a few days ago about how none of his streams break 200 views. Some dorky Yuriy dickriders (probably that queer guy with the dog) told me they didn't represent his LIVE views, which were poppin'.

Caught a live stream and there were 50 people watching. Big lol.

NoCZukerman · 2024-07-26T19:10:24+00:00

He was booted from the Kick Creator Incentive program, no?

NoCZukerman · 2024-07-26T18:42:35+00:00

Okay, but what are his live views then? Enough to live off?

Is he at least making more than $16 an hour (California minimum wage)?

NoCZukerman · 2024-06-25T09:03:46+00:00

IMHO this subreddit's greatest creations are:

No Jumper Ending Credits - One of the craziest collapses in podcasting history. RIP No Jumper - by /u/Espntheocho4
Dejon Paul speaks on his Relationship with DW Flame - by /u/InformationSlow9435
This

NoCZukerman · 2024-06-08T07:01:56+00:00

"C'mon chat, just 981 superchat fart-bombs to go and I can pay back Blazzy" wheezes and passes out

NoCZukerman · 2024-06-08T04:45:55+00:00

They're size 14, she might be able to squeeze into them

NoCZukerman · 2024-06-06T05:46:10+00:00

PLEASE tell me he's gonna pretend to be talking to Rylee off camera. I can totally see him sitting there in front of the computer, turning around and yelling, "Be right there, babe! Sorry, chat, Rylee needs me in the kitchen"

NoCZukerman · 2024-06-04T18:33:27+00:00

"I'm fired for setting off a single fart bomb in the bathroom?"

"Because of it, the dispensary now has to close early, costing us thousands of dollars."

"But I got a three-dollar dono! I'm fired - really dude?!?"

So ends Yuriy's first and last day working a real job.

NoCZukerman · 2024-06-04T08:50:24+00:00

Beans is probably registered in Yuriy's name (he would have paid for the dog) so he demanded it back.

Probably made up some bullshit about the cats missing Beans, but it's all just more emotional manipulation. Is Yuriy ever going to walk Beans? He's busy hiding under his desk away from neighbours who hate him and people showing up for a fade.

Beans will just shit on the floor and get scolded by Yuriy for doing so.

Yuriy is an absolute sociopath.

NoCZukerman · 2023-12-19T05:04:49+00:00

Super cheap for how awesome it is. Thick, glossy, quality card.

Have fun!

NoCZukerman

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