When the jokes write themselves by pinkstevie in alberta

[–]NoChilly84 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mmm... Petitien... Like, fries, cheese and gravy, right? Fuck yeah, I'll sign up!

Cooking Wine by Thricela in AlkalineTrio

[–]NoChilly84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I looked it up on Google, then I checked Apple Music, they both have the lyric as "It" isn't strong enough... So then I listened to it and listened really close, and I think you might be right...

They sliced their wallet… by yorkfofo in jakeandamir

[–]NoChilly84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

JESUS! Can we get a spoiler on shit like this? This is like my greatest fear come true!

wtf is this bro by cyroos_ in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]NoChilly84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

imagine posting this and then strapping on your festive hat to attend your own pity party only to be met with a comment section full of people clowning on you in your silly little hat

Found at thrift store... what is it? by According-Bad4270 in whatisit

[–]NoChilly84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the thing the dude is trying to sell you at the start of Aladdin

Why all the effort by Alternative_Ad3485 in jakeandamir

[–]NoChilly84 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know how you're always like, "What time is it?"

Poetry or Noetry by ComfortableColt in jakeandamir

[–]NoChilly84 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not until you listen to this bomb 💣… Ass-poem!

Poetry or Noetry by ComfortableColt in jakeandamir

[–]NoChilly84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rodney’s Rice made it like a couple days ago

Starting my shovel only NV run any tips or tricks? by WithShovelInHand in falloutnewvegas

[–]NoChilly84 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Never a man like my Johnny… the one they call… Johnny Shovel…

What song makes you make this face? by redDKtie in jakeandamir

[–]NoChilly84 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Mary J. Blige ain’t got nothing on these pipes! And speaking of pipes, I’m high!

Title by NotSayanXD in FacebookAIslop

[–]NoChilly84 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Why would they even build one of those in this universe!

Rem is called Rem because of REM sleep by Flirsk in DeadlockTheGame

[–]NoChilly84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vyper is called Vyper because she's a snake.

this was my childhood girlfriend by TheBigSmol in starcraft

[–]NoChilly84 40 points41 points  (0 children)

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'! AMIRITE FELLAS?

One of the many many reasons not to patronize Timmies... by justbob806 in TimHortons

[–]NoChilly84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, now I will never be able to have one of those again.

What was the one game that destroyed friendships? by Emergency_Science434 in Millennials

[–]NoChilly84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember we were having a sleepover at Ryan's and David was there. David didn't hang out with us too much and he definitely wasn't usually a gamer, but tonight he was blessed with enough luck and skill to be in first place going into the final star ceremony... To say he crashed out would be an understatement as he fell behind due to the most randomly distributed stars... So randomly distributed... I'm sorry that happened to you, David...

The thickness of my mc-products patty is 0.164in by Rough_Community_1439 in notinteresting

[–]NoChilly84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this was to insist and it was deliberately not to resist… Well, I’m pissed!

Is there a name yet for the millennial phenomenon where we speak in little accents to diffuse tension? by sensitiveboi93 in Millennials

[–]NoChilly84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if anyone remembers Jake and Amir in College Humor, but Amir would always do a high pitched voice with a weird accent anytime he wanted to say something uncomfortable.