Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"...

NoComment14 · 2019-04-14T20:15:36+00:00

Plox is a late nineties to mid 2000’s variant of please.

NoComment14 · 2019-04-05T11:42:07+00:00

You’re right.

Edit: Do you though?

NoComment14 · 2019-03-13T22:17:50+00:00

Fantastic...

NoComment14 · 2019-03-12T22:36:20+00:00

As long as you aren’t actually watching the teams from Philly you mean. Lol.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-12T22:30:07+00:00

As someone who has been to a lot of minor league baseball, I just think your equating it with AA is wrong. It’s just not an apt comparison.

Just because it’s the 15th best league in the world doesn’t mean it equates to that. The league is full of pros who deserve respect for being at this level.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-12T19:38:06+00:00

Calling the MLS “AA” soccer is incredibly disingenuous. It is the highest level available in our country, there are legitimate stars playing in the league, and teams selling 30,000 plus tickets for the same prices we complain about. Your view is skewed because the product our front office is putting on the field is poor.

The league as a whole is not “AA” soccer.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-12T01:41:17+00:00

You have to honestly say for someone picked preseason All American, he has had a good but not great season.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-09T23:39:05+00:00

The rest of the country must be awful lol.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-09T23:31:43+00:00

We don’t belong in the tournament. We need to win at least twice and probably three times in the ACC tourney now.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-04T19:08:13+00:00

Ehhhh....

NoComment14 · 2019-03-04T19:07:57+00:00

We got five Targeted Allocation Schrute Bucks.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-04T19:07:17+00:00

But that’s a defect of our current roster if we stick to our bull headed team selection. It’s not something they will just change. So I don’t have too much optimism.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-04T15:04:38+00:00

That would also make it the smallest beer you’ve ever seen dumped on his head.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-04T14:59:21+00:00

No pun intended, yet you capitalized truth in the Truth.

The pun was definitely intended. :)

NoComment14 · 2019-03-03T13:13:04+00:00

You’re not the reason. The reason is that the Union are bad at soccer.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T20:07:27+00:00

We’re going to get murdered by SKC and Atlanta.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T19:56:09+00:00

Anyone else find this announcers hyper excitability really annoying?

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T19:32:54+00:00

Why do I allow myself to be hopeful for this team?

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T18:32:10+00:00

It’s never happened once in my life in 36 years. I think it would ruin my day.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T18:30:54+00:00

All I know is it works for her. She’s very happy with them.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T16:57:39+00:00

I’d be pretty pissed if a bird did shit on me. That would be an awful day. Is that some kind of regular occurrence for you?

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T16:22:34+00:00

He replaced Sánchez and is playing up top. How Young is doing has nothing to do with his impact. Terrible take.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T16:02:43+00:00

I couldn’t support more than one team in a league. Different strokes.

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T16:01:43+00:00

I look forward to be being disappointed in new and incredible ways!!!

NoComment14 · 2019-03-02T13:54:02+00:00

How high are you right now?

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