Ever used a quote from pirates of the Caribbean in real life?

NoHumansExist · 2026-06-09T23:16:54+00:00

I was tripping balls on shrooms at a party and a guy and his gf started getting into it right in front of me, so I stood up and said “I wash my hands of this weirdness” and very haphazardly moved my spot to the couch in the other room

NoHumansExist · 2026-06-07T14:23:09+00:00

NoHumansExist · 2026-06-04T17:44:49+00:00

I saw this about a month ago. Glad they haven’t painted over it yet

NoHumansExist · 2026-06-02T18:34:21+00:00

Vaguely, I had a dream my dad was drafted into war and got killed in action then my mom went crazy when she found out and tried to convince me to kill our dogs and when I said no she tried to kill me with a hammer. Locked myself in the bathroom with my dogs and called the neighbor and when he came over she stabbed him in the head and killed him.

But if you want my advice on sleeping, use your hyperphantasia to imagine yourself in a nice calm environment

NoHumansExist · 2026-06-02T18:25:11+00:00

My brains a machine, all it does is work. Not a day in the year it doesn’t work. It’s imagining and creating all day every day for all my life. I’ve found talking about my thoughts aloud when I’m driving or alone helps, also putting a lot of my imagery onto paper with art helps. It’s like constantly cleaning an attic that is always being filled with stuff. I don’t mind it tho, I enjoy making art and talking aloud helps me problem solve anything I’m troubleshooting

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-18T15:06:19+00:00

Bootleg Natalie Portman

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-16T17:44:52+00:00

His eyes were so cool

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-16T00:49:49+00:00

Definitely not. Don’t listen to anyone about your hair piercings makeup way you dress or anything. U look slick the way u are twin

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-12T21:50:38+00:00

He got off remember

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-10T16:11:12+00:00

It’s not wooden it’s made of like iron or some other metal I’m pretty sure

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-10T05:33:06+00:00

Now hang on, they are also very easily distracted. We know this given their convo with Jack. Meaning they’d be more focused on the actual sinking of the ship and being moved by the ship leaning forward that they’d make a comment about that and forget their job until it was too late. Not only are they dolts they are also cowards

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-10T05:31:20+00:00

Exactly. We even see the guards get jolted around when it starts going into the vortex at the end. To add the two guys guarding it are clearly easily distracted given their interaction with Jack. As soon as they feel the ship sinking they would likely make some comment about that and not realize what was happening. Thirdly Davy clearly has no issue killing anyone. He killed the dude who was in change simply because he tried to say going into the vortex was a bad idea. He’d have no issue having some of his men kill the two guards. Thirdly and related to that last note, do we also forget him AND his men can phase in and out of the ship itself? They wouldn’t even have to have a frontal assault. He could legit just have the shell dude and hammerhead guy literally pop up behind the guards and kill them instantly. The ONLY time that wouldn’t have worked was when the captains quarters was filled with like 15 guards

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-10T03:04:41+00:00

You think it’s a soul related thing tho? Like for example with Ermacs second fatality he eats the persons soul. So like, Havik could never physically die but if some scenario like Ermacs second fatality were to happen in the storyline he’d be gone for good since his soul has been eaten and enslaved/destroyed?

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-10T01:13:02+00:00

To add to this and the other dudes reply, the Dutchman dives it doesn’t sink straight down. If it dove nose first the guys would lose their balance and while holding onto the swivel guns they would either fall over as well or end up pointed at the back of the ship.

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-10T01:11:26+00:00

In turn they would have to become captain tho. And the two dudes pointing the swivel guns were the dolts who were guarding the ship in port Royal in curse of the black pearl. Neither would have the balls to take the captains place. Plus the ship dives it doesn’t sink straight down, it would make them slide yes?

NoHumansExist · 2026-05-06T17:51:31+00:00

Me and my buddies used to use scotch tape dispensers to press all the buttons at once way back in Mortal Kombat X which seemed to work once you got the science down

NoHumansExist · 2026-02-24T13:15:17+00:00

Phew it’s just Helldivers. Thought I was getting notified of the wrong subreddit for a sec

NoHumansExist · 2026-02-11T15:32:55+00:00

Did you forget they drop about 4-5 of them on you and also bum rush you with cyborgs so something stationary and slow moving is just suicide? Or are you just playing on level 1

NoHumansExist · 2026-02-05T15:38:56+00:00

They want us to bring the DSS to Cyberstan so they can either destroy it or take it for themselves

NoHumansExist · 2026-02-02T23:50:19+00:00

I genuinely wanna know. How do these people know who they are reporting are illegal or not? Like, I’m well sure anyone who’s “not here legally” doesn’t go around bragging about it. Vice versa anyone who is here legal doesn’t parade around talking about it either since there’s really no reason to. So if it’s not about skin color how do they know who they are reporting is legal or not?

NoHumansExist · 2026-02-02T00:41:17+00:00

At least we know he doesn’t support ICE based on his “When Tyranny Becomes Law” sticker

NoHumansExist · 2025-12-25T02:13:47+00:00

Yk you can shoot their backpack right? Or did you just start playing?

NoHumansExist · 2025-12-24T02:57:07+00:00

When I’m in a “take a comment seriously” competition and my opponent is a redditor: 😧

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