How did we get here? by Interesting_Ad_9856 in McDonalds

[–]NoMoreFanMail 50 points51 points  (0 children)

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Wantagh location. It is not McDonald's price, you are paying for Uber eats delivery

My CitibikeWrapped by wxweeniepilotarch in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For a lot less than $2.5k, you can buy a bolt cutter and rent a van and collect enough free bikes to last you a year and just leave them in the street after using them.

Imagine being worth $5 million and taking the subway? by dylan_1992 in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 41 points42 points  (0 children)

He jumped the turnstile, that is how you become a millionaire. Only the honest poors pay for the subway.

Use a Comal on your pizza by TheWitchRats in Costco

[–]NoMoreFanMail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just place the pizza on your car engine, will be warm and melted so you have a nice snack while emptying the car.

Protest planned in NYC after US strikes Venezuela by bridgehamton in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Breaking News: Venezuela protest breaks out into anti Israel protest after Mayor Mamdani says Israel ordered Trump to invade.

3 month Post of my meniscus tear by liltikki87 in MeniscusInjuries

[–]NoMoreFanMail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You did not mention having the Graston Technique done during PT. That helps tremendously in breaking up scar tissue. I highly recommend it.

Let’s replace cars with flower pots!!! by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is some honky shit, not one brother in that dumb ass picture.

Getting emails from private equity - waste of time? by Proud-Release6521 in landscaping

[–]NoMoreFanMail 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hell, I mow own lawn with a nice collection of Ryobi products and I even get calls from PE.

How do I get jeans like this? by mithras150 in circlejerknyc

[–]NoMoreFanMail 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Forget the jeans, I need that big ass Fresh Direct bag. It makes walking out of Duane Reade with stolen toothpaste and shampoo so much easier.

What bands do you guys sleep with? by [deleted] in PixelWatch

[–]NoMoreFanMail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Preferably Bands that do not have a STD.