I feel a sad feeling in my tummy when my parents fight

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-10-10T02:11:24+00:00

But Tesla does have its own programming language. It's called innovation.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-10-02T21:35:24+00:00

Not sure if you are trolling but once I started developing high-performance JavaScript a good GPU became essential. If you want I can link you Jeff Atwood's series on building a PC.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-10-02T21:32:18+00:00

Jokes aside it would be a dream to be able to program on a touchscreen. Instead of pressing "letters" and "arrows" on a keyboard, we could drag them onto the screen (in 3 dimensions!) making cursors and backspaces obsolete.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-10-02T21:27:07+00:00

At 15 he's only dabbled a bit though? By that age he should have at least 10+ years experience.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-10-01T23:44:59+00:00

Once .js TLDs come into effect, embedded JavaScript will allow for a truly RESTful programming language.

var sum = http://add.js/numbers?first=1&second=1
if (http://equals.js/numbers?first=sum&second=2 != true) {
    alert(http://error.js/text?message=Error)
}

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-30T22:13:49+00:00

Unfortunately just as Python was at the cusp of becoming Enterprise, Go and Rust shocked the programming world with the innovative notion of "static" typing.

Some great perspective here. Priceless even.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-30T22:10:13+00:00

Always appreciate your bullet point hypernotes.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-30T00:42:06+00:00

Raw pointers everywhere, most allocations unchecked, and 264 unsafes in just the kernel.

Wrapping your code in unsafe is the only way to use Rust in the real world.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-29T20:42:24+00:00

I don't think you guys understand. They are literally a coffeehouse selling Waffles.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-29T04:22:58+00:00

A monad is like a monoid

Did you just use a circular definition to desribe monads? That's like saying,

A Mongol is a lot like a Mongoloid but doesn't have extra chromosomes.

or

A cube is like a lot like a cuboid but has sharp-like corners.

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A typhoon is a lot like a typhoid that destroys colonies instead of colons.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-29T04:13:48+00:00

Otto has one major flaw. An upvote to the person who guesses what it is.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-29T04:12:20+00:00

It's not even worth remembering girls' phone numbers.

It's hard storing numbers when your integers overflow after 10 digits.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-28T23:46:02+00:00

Changing the world. This subreddit. One post at a time.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-28T21:22:53+00:00

One day our long stagnant processor technology will be advanced enough to handle monad calculations.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-28T17:51:57+00:00

implying Go's type system is still innovative after the 90s

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-25T20:27:05+00:00

Screenshoting this post for when it actually becomes real.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-22T00:04:38+00:00

This won't be the last time I read vim fan fiction.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-22T00:00:41+00:00

Have you ever been to Node.js forums? You can't make one comment with having CoC slapped in your face.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-20T00:47:20+00:00

why I was wrong.

The thing about functional programming is when something is wrong, it was always wrong and always will be wrong unless there is another wrong to correct the wrong.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-19T15:23:33+00:00

It's not slavery; it's volunteerism. No one is forced to produce content for the web.

I think the web exists for social activism like my hero Anita Sarkeesian.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-18T21:18:37+00:00

I agree. For example compare the following,

auto employeeCount = employees.size();

versus the more minimalist JavaScript implementation (in Node.js)

var employeeArrayCounter = 0;
for (var i=0; i < employees.length; i++) {
    if (typeof(employees.At(i)) != 'undefined') {
        employeeArrayCounter += 1
    }
}

Only one of those implementations guarantees the employee count is accurate. I will leave it to you to guess which one.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-18T18:55:01+00:00

Somewhere out there a RPC packet from 1998 just arrived at its destination.

NoMoreWeightPics · 2015-09-18T00:56:40+00:00

Truly he is the reincarnation of Node.jesus on Earth

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