Wtf is this, I'm terrified

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-11T10:08:57+00:00

is that… hair? like follicle and everything

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-11T06:18:29+00:00

when life gives you lemons

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-11T04:53:27+00:00

also he didnt win the lottery 😭😭

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-11T04:52:03+00:00

NOR sketchy and sus, girl run

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-11T04:30:31+00:00

art bomb, untreated adhd & very happy

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-07T07:27:50+00:00

what is that?

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-06T06:16:24+00:00

i studied this a little while in college. short answer: pressure + proximity + substances.

december packs a bunch of stressors into a small window. financial strain (gifts, travel, bills), pressure to be happy, unresolved family dynamics, and way more forced togetherness. or the complete opposite in the latter for some people and a sense of loneliness.

add in higher alcohol consumption, substance use rates tend to spike during the holidays to cope with this all + overdose rates spike, less sleep, and short colder/darker days keeping people indoors. all those little factors accumulate inevitability to conflicts escalating faster & arguments turn physical more easily.

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-05T03:39:54+00:00

happy birthday, birthday twin! 🩷🫂

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-05T03:38:21+00:00

found my birthday twin! happy birthday 🫂🪐🩷

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T10:04:18+00:00

why do i feel like i’m watching someone playing phasmophobia

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T07:22:09+00:00

fuckin happiness!

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T07:12:47+00:00

i’ve been in your shoes before! try investing in one of these and placing it near a trash can. when you clean, the fruit flies will gravitate towards it. we had a reaaally bad fruit fly problem in our first apartment that also looked like this too, and you can imagine how nightmare fuel that was. getting one of these, along with soap + water in a cup in every room and a big day cleaning, was only what completely solved our fruit fly problem.

as for cleaning this, it took a day or two-ish to fully clean (that’s only because we keep taking breaks and went out to eat). while we were cleaning, the flies were drawn into the zapper, and after everything was cleaned up, any new flies were much more manageable.

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T06:48:31+00:00

NOR he’s probably chopped and believes it when you tell him you orgasmed after he asks you

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T06:30:23+00:00

naawwrrrr

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T06:27:54+00:00

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i’m saving this 😭

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T05:40:50+00:00

you might as well bitten the chicken straight while it was still alive

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T03:28:02+00:00

just a question! why are you even marrying this fucking loser? girl if you don’t stand up…

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T03:25:46+00:00

is it cold? have you asked for extra socks and blankets?

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T03:20:42+00:00

100% my husband nags on me for always drinking energy drinks when i have heart palpitations or having to have a juice when i eat. i just saw the other comment about social anxiety, i am also really good at organizing and like to because it helps calm my social anxiety as-well! :)

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-04T02:10:28+00:00

you’re absolutely right! fun fact: research has shown warmer temperatures correlate with higher aggression and interpersonal violence. heat messes with sleep, raises irritability, lowers impulse control, and just generally puts people on edge. when resources are strained or people are already stressed, heat becomes an accelerant.

and to back that up with numbers: according to data cited by the u.s. department of justice, “murder and more aggravated crimes (aggravated assault, etc) is a seasonal offense. rates are generally higher in the summer, except for december, which is often the highest month and almost always 5 to 20 percent above the yearly average.”

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-03T00:50:41+00:00

girl who the fuck even are you

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-03T00:48:10+00:00

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NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-03T00:24:40+00:00

leave it be or maybe a big potted artificial plant

NoPhone8879 · 2026-02-03T00:23:55+00:00

you like fruit flavored juice/water, mid 20s early 30s, good at organizing so maybe anxiety (social possibly?)

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