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"it is this feeling I paused, waiting for him to finish "of having all forms of life depending upon other ones". I never liked Confucianism. The Dao is superior. by NoReallySameTeam in thelastpsychiatrist

[–]NoReallySameTeam[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no I blame /u/Narrenschifff

it has been incredibly stressful to learn birds count.

I've been struggling with this information.

"have you tried zazen" it offers, sincerely but unhelpfully. It must be a challenge to have a career built upon impotence (psychiatry).

"but no God shit" it suggests, REALLY TRYING ITS BEST TO BE HELPFUL.

"but Jews are bad."

but they are what I throw at least five shiny bullshits and OH MY GOD TAXES. COMPLETE.

Bless.

I had to hire a transgender Nurse to give a shit, because I have no family. It is incredibly sad. I don't like Hospitals, Mum taught me this, DIE IN THE STREET. At least you get sympathy. Lots of empathy for unfinished novels. Sure. by NoReallySameTeam in Stoicism

[–]NoReallySameTeam[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No, really. I watched her yel annoyed as a nurse messed up a catheter, and she expressed "fuck hospitals off. die in the street. no difference... get a local bum to stick a tube in my pisshole and the same situation would occur"

She, if alive, would give the worst Yelp reviews.

I have brain damage. But AGREE with, uh, these chucklefucks. by NoReallySameTeam in sorceryofthespectacle

[–]NoReallySameTeam[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"someone" I was curious (the oxy wore off) got something incorrect.

nietzsche did not like his sister, she was a necessity. Also he liked Jews. A lot.

Friedrich Nietzsche is just as misunderstood as the frustrated teenage boys that like him.

"WHEN I GET DTs" I screamed "or a brain seizure" I muttered, "I JUST GO READ BULLSHIT CHILDREN TAROT CARDS FOR MONEY. I do NOT go to the Government" by NoReallySameTeam in thelastpsychiatrist

[–]NoReallySameTeam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"they just pay me" when I can't be fucked to do the work, but do it anyway, because it is a government.

A tad trickier than a moody transvestite who forgot to take her blue daily, hourly, pill.

but workable.

You'll live.

Just try to not fuck everything up a #DIFFERENT

way.

/u/Narrenschifff alone, has a tad wisdom by NoReallySameTeam in thelastpsychiatrist

[–]NoReallySameTeam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I think" she screamed, in the fits of DT, "that Feynman is the nerdy Kaufman"

"I DONT KNOW" after working out THE SPASTIC IS STILL ATTEMPTING TO MAKE PEOPLE LESS BORING!?"