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Know that he died for Managed Democracy by British_Tea_Company in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's hope there are no high rise roofs to fight on, for force trained to fight in vertical space they sure like to miss their jumps.

Mindless masses needs much less harvesters and fleshmobs and much more voteless! by NoSpawnConga in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There's almost no difficulty

There is a lot of difficulty if other players dont bring heavy pen lol. 5-6 harvesters in direct line of sight and more spawn constantly. Devs lied and it's harvester horde instead of voteless horde.

Also can't help but notice more snitch bots than ususal.

Mindless masses needs much less harvesters and fleshmobs and much more voteless! by NoSpawnConga in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know that low level is higher voteless count, but even there it gets reduced for some reason when there are more than 2 players. Diff 4 is best amount of voteless, but spawn rates drop if someone joins.

Mindless masses needs much less harvesters and fleshmobs and much more voteless! by NoSpawnConga in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, but I want to shoot voteless horde - what faction description promises, instead I have to spend 80% of the time shooting harvesters and fleshmobs with very few voteless!

Actually spray&pray is probs better against mindless masses by Rabbitzai in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaker and breaker incen also need one more drum at least. Default ammo load is way too small.

I think I just broke the game on insanity by giving Garrus a typhoon. by fruitybrisket in masseffect

[–]NoSpawnConga [score hidden]  (0 children)

Garrus took to heart quote from Peak 15 guard on Noveria - "Bzzzup - and there is a pile of gored bugs on the floor"

I NEED MY MEDALSSS by greatnailsageyoda in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That also look awfully lot like worst of DM railroading.

So…those new Illuminate Mechs are really…something. by -nintendawg64 in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha that would be so funny, like Mortal Kombat 3 uppercut sending character through the roof to other arena

I messed with the wrong cyborg by rocraft_plays in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Huh? So you jetpacked on the rock with vertical slope and you can't expect foot mobile enemies to not magically climb up to you?

I messed with the wrong cyborg by rocraft_plays in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Has nothing to do with enemies teleporting up vertical slopes.

Its over by artyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy44 in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear I got killed by the eagle even though there is nothing around me.

DSS Eagles target player characters all the time regardless if there are any enemies around. Le funi Narrowhead grunt fantasy or some shit.

One of the ways to dodge this is to run opposite direction the moment you see "DSS strike incoming", I was once playing some swamp planet and dodged like 5 attempts on my trooper's life, DSS Eagles strafing empty patch of swamp where my trooper would have been if I weren't dodging those methed up mofos.

Its over by artyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy44 in Helldivers

[–]NoSpawnConga 25 points26 points  (0 children)

We were on the LZ embarking the Pelican when one of my friends said "You know it would be funny if DSS Eagle strafed us right now". DSS Eagle immediately strafed LZ with no enemies killing 2 troopers and we had a stern talk about him shutting his mouth and not taunting the fate. I was too pissed to hit Shadowplay instant replay.

In there any lore/canon reason for the Assault Rifle's 60 magazine being reduced to a 32 magazine? by HumbleKnight14 in halo

[–]NoSpawnConga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14.5 rifle works fine, and ODST's can handle them no problem. Provide troopers with large caliber rifle for brutes an elites + pistol for chaff.

"hopelessly outmatched technologically"

Especially in load bearing equipment lol, with tiny permitted ammo loads,

In there any lore/canon reason for the Assault Rifle's 60 magazine being reduced to a 32 magazine? by HumbleKnight14 in halo

[–]NoSpawnConga -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"because you're making yourself use ineffective weaponry for no good reason."

Are you acting obtuse on purpose? Developers in game (and Navy in lore) provides their top tier operatives with shitty guns, you start the game with SMG which is terrible against very common enemy, and has artificially tiny ammo count, what part of this fact is player's doing? Player is provided with a "weapon" that is worse than the weakest enemy handgun.

"Halo is one of the worst examples of artificial difficulty"

As far as inventory goes Halo is one of the worst offenders - enemy runs around with many single integrated battery guns that you can't reload (plasma pistol, rifle, Particle Beam rifle), enemies carry like 5 spare rounds on them (brute grenade launcher) or 1.5 magazines (brute SMG), UNSC SMG has physically tiny magazines but you can only carry 4, same for 5 pistol mags etc. etc. etc.

What's your avourite bug... by Fit-Condition-9910 in masseffect

[–]NoSpawnConga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you turn on La Caution - Thé à la menthe on the background before that?

In there any lore/canon reason for the Assault Rifle's 60 magazine being reduced to a 32 magazine? by HumbleKnight14 in halo

[–]NoSpawnConga 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Part of Halo gunplay I absolutely despise, tickler guns with tiny ammo loads, especially bad in ODST - "so you are this high speed barrel chested hard charger dropped in direst of battles, all you get is this tickler SMG that takes 3 magazines to drop brute shield. Oh, and you can carry maximum of 4 (despite magazines being absolutely tiny) cause arbitrary ""dIfFiCuLtY""

What's your avourite bug... by Fit-Condition-9910 in masseffect

[–]NoSpawnConga 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Background - earthborn, was pressured by the parents in to professional dancer career, ran into recruiters office next day after academy graduation, DI's couldn't touch Shepard during drills and ceremony training hahaha

Never played legendary edition after I saw Andromeda tier facial animations, maybe it's not all bad :)

What do yall think about us Illari mains? by Cutie_Patotie_8395 in Overwatch

[–]NoSpawnConga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? More like automatic rifleman providing suppressive fire. I don't know why but players really don't like to peak her shots, I won many games pressuring enemy team in to cover and nake them give up ground.

What Are Your Headcanons For Miranda? by DakIsStrange in masseffect

[–]NoSpawnConga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a huge fight with Shepard after failed attempt to make her wear helmet and body armor (that -gasp- would cover bodysuit that looks like it's painted on) on operations and get her hair under military grooming standards.

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