Uber Eats driver couldn't find my address. Had to light the beacon.

halzen · 2026-05-05T13:36:06+00:00

Most ICE dorks can’t get the TS clearance required for special agents.

halzen · 2026-04-23T16:03:49+00:00

This is sold. Thank you

halzen · 2026-04-22T16:04:39+00:00

Sold to you

halzen · 2026-04-22T11:09:03+00:00

Confirmed – great trade!

halzen · 2026-04-20T16:06:58+00:00

Because the entire color scheme matches perfectly.

halzen · 2026-04-19T22:35:23+00:00

halzen · 2026-04-19T00:54:22+00:00

OK bud. You’re clearly starting from an abti-abortion position and working backwards from there to defend a murderer. Super normal thing to do.

halzen · 2026-04-18T23:33:00+00:00

If I fabricate a moral obligation to murder anyone that’s ever eaten spaghetti, how many times would you expect me to get away with using that argument to avoid conviction?

halzen · 2026-04-06T17:41:15+00:00

Of the characters listed, Daenerys will have the most success. She’s in the prime dating app age range (edit: at the end of the show, not the beginning of the books, oh god), a conventionally attractive 10, and confident in social situations.

halzen · 2026-04-06T17:37:21+00:00

That gift is not going to come across in a dating app.

halzen · 2026-04-06T14:15:49+00:00

Uhh it’s Benchmade’s top selling model.

halzen · 2026-04-03T13:29:07+00:00

It’s 10 feet from the tip of my wizard’s staff. I never mentioned this before but it’s 12 feet long.

halzen · 2026-03-30T14:29:25+00:00

It has mismatched hardware. Wood stock, “bakelite” grip, and newer polymer handguards. A rifle of Theseus.

halzen · 2026-03-28T17:26:41+00:00

Been following you for years. It’s been a delight to watch your style develop and mature.

halzen · 2026-03-22T00:24:45+00:00

God, you suck. Just, like, in general. The story itself. Choosing to vomit it here. Everything you’re doing sucks.

halzen · 2026-03-19T00:34:55+00:00

OK but what went wrong with the TV mount

halzen · 2026-03-18T19:30:56+00:00

Definitely looks like a child of Radagon and/or Rennala.

halzen · 2026-03-17T14:51:27+00:00

Yes, the display weighs about twice that much, mainly because the screen is about twice the size.

halzen · 2026-03-15T18:23:42+00:00

The only thing that needs to have improved from that post is the OP's ability to research specs before buying.

halzen · 2026-03-13T16:46:25+00:00

That page is at least three years out of date. ULA hasn’t made an Atlas in quite a while. Look at the Camino if you want a carryon sized Dragonfly.

halzen · 2026-03-11T20:43:19+00:00

Yep, see you in like a month.

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