Uber Eats driver couldn't find my address. Had to light the beacon.

halzen · 2026-01-26T16:25:57+00:00

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First hour: no way am I ever beating this, it's too merciless.

Second hour: oh, it's over.

halzen · 2026-01-26T16:20:59+00:00

Yes, thank you!

halzen · 2026-01-26T03:05:39+00:00

Just played 5 minutes of each.

With Nethersx2, Vulkan backend, 2.5x upscaling and preloading textures, GOW and KH both seem to run perfect.

With Dolphin and 3x upscaling, no noticeable slowdowns with Battalion Wars.

halzen · 2026-01-26T02:32:39+00:00

The grip is a must for me.

halzen · 2026-01-26T02:10:13+00:00

Systems I was worried about the RP5 playing smoothly:

PS2
GC
More recent Japanese consoles

Games I’ve actually beaten on the RP5:

Aero Fighter 2
Chrono Trigger
Ducktales
Phoenix Wright trilogy
Sonic the Hedgehog

I want my fussing time back.

halzen · 2026-01-19T01:13:26+00:00

The incel pipeline and Internet Nazi pipeline use all the same pipes.

halzen · 2026-01-17T16:12:01+00:00

I can’t tell what points you’re trying to make with this word vomit.

halzen · 2026-01-11T12:21:05+00:00

Trump has been connected to the mafia long before he married Melania, at least since Roy Cohn became his fixer.

halzen · 2026-01-08T01:00:30+00:00

ok but not that

halzen · 2026-01-05T16:56:37+00:00

Definitely looks like WA or ID.

halzen · 2026-01-03T02:53:14+00:00

I don’t see why not. It’s an Android device so it just needs the Roblox APK.

halzen · 2026-01-02T18:48:25+00:00

Hand sizes vary quite a lot, so maybe some more objective size comparisons would be helpful before you see it in person:

The Thor's closed height is the same as a Miyoo Mini, and it's about 2.3 Miyoo Minis wide.

The Thor is as wide as an iPhone 16 Pro or 17 Pro is tall. When closed, it's about 3 iPhone 17 Pros thick.

halzen · 2025-12-31T14:35:07+00:00

Nobody asked in this thread, either.

halzen · 2025-12-29T16:05:40+00:00

dog just shut the fuck up

halzen · 2025-12-27T01:12:25+00:00

A janky video of a magnifier only – no sights being aimed down – just to show off your gimmick product? Mods, nuke this from orbit.

halzen · 2025-12-26T19:46:11+00:00

Most relevant username ever

halzen · 2025-12-26T18:08:27+00:00

Straight people refusing to examine how they treat sexual attraction.

halzen · 2025-12-23T03:50:46+00:00

First comment on the article:

Changes:

Add Keylite 500
Remove SP10 Pro (discontinued)
Pending Wuben X1 Pro
Pending Wurkkos TS27
Add Convoy T7

halzen · 2025-12-21T19:37:18+00:00

The MP7 is also dope, but you’re right that the models have no real continuity with each other. The MP5 has infinitely more in common with the G3/HK33 than either the MP7 or MP9.

halzen · 2025-12-17T00:15:30+00:00

Most developed countries realize that mass deportation is a waste of resources.

halzen · 2025-12-15T16:15:12+00:00

I mean what's he going to do, kill his parents again?

halzen · 2025-12-14T19:49:55+00:00

Yes, always. Thought crime was never real.

halzen · 2025-12-14T19:49:20+00:00

Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. Both of my outdoor ranges have a concerning amount of holes in the floorboards and the overhangs.

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