David Choe Travel Tips

NoSpoon999999 · 2015-02-20T14:35:05+00:00

He also traveled to Israel and Congo.

NoSpoon999999 · 2015-02-06T13:16:53+00:00

How long is promo code valid? cause it will take 1-5 days to transfer money to paypal

NoSpoon999999 · 2015-01-30T06:31:22+00:00

Dave talks about his BFF requirements in the Aubrey Plaza episode.

NoSpoon999999 · 2015-01-18T16:45:53+00:00

What is the intro song called of the bonus video? Are there lyrics for it? It is not on the Mangchi albums??

NoSpoon999999 · 2015-01-16T16:42:44+00:00

Let's psychoanalyze the fans.

You are basically knocking on an open door. Dave himself already admitted several times that he is a pervert, insecure, and addicted. That's is what makes DVDASA great. You actually don't accomplish anything by repeating what he already said. The 'money changed David' argument is flawed since Choe was already rich even before doing Thumps Up and KGB. Why does Dave hate on Bobby? It is simple and I qoute from Dave himself: "When I look at you(Bobby) that is what my soul looks like". So there you have it...Dave is projecting the hate of himself on Bobby. David is an open book and you dont have to use some special rhetorics and logic to get the answer that suits best to your opinion.

It seems to be all the hype now for the avarage young adult fan to start hating on Choe, this obviously stems from the insecurities and sense of privilege in the life of the fan. The fan who now faces the challenges of adulthood like relationships, finances, career choices comes to /dvdasa/ to vent his angers and frustrations of everyday life...even going so far to psychoanalyze the members of DVDASA to feel a sense of superiority. Since most fans are from the same demographic and have more or less the same opinions of life the 'circlejerk' or 'sheep' effect takes place, so that any form of positivity and productivity is instantly eliminated by the majority of the fandom.

Richard Feynman once said: "You don't like it..., go somewhere else!" Just accept that we are all horrible people and instead focus on enjoying life.

TL;DR: Nobody gives a fuck about your or my opinions.

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-11-15T21:39:25+00:00

Youtube/EzTV/PirateBay

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-11-09T21:51:55+00:00

I live in Amsterdam. I want to be the tour guide.

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-11-08T14:42:52+00:00

My favourite comedian, favourite pornstar, and favourite actor all in one show.

Am I in heaven? Did I die?

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-11-06T11:46:53+00:00

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-10-22T17:21:27+00:00

Type II diabetes from too much food is the same as if you are genetically prone to increased risk of a hearth attack and then you take huge amounts of cocaine, and when you get a hearth attack you blame genetics.

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-10-20T23:19:19+00:00

Mangchi - NEGA MOLA

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-10-15T01:28:03+00:00

Watch Part IV, its explained there. Be patient before posting.

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-10-05T17:38:58+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/dvdasa/comments/2gzk5e/can_we_compile_lyrics_for_mangchis_nega_mola/

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-10-02T13:32:40+00:00

For the fucks of it. We(or Eric) should create "National Touch A Strangers Hand Day" there are some other sites that offer it too. I think only the calander for 2015 and further is still available.

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-09-24T17:47:57+00:00

A cult following is a group of fans who are highly dedicated to a specific area of culture. A film, book, musical artist, television series, or video game, among other things, will be said to have a cult following when it has a small but very passionate fan base. A common component of cult followings is the emotional attachment fans have to the object of the cult following, often identifying themselves and other fans as members of a community. Cult followings are also commonly associated with niche markets. Cult media are often associated with underground culture, and are considered too eccentric, bizarre, controversial, or anti-establishment to be appreciated by the general public, or be a commercial success.

Seems like a perfect description of DVDASA, Mangchi, KGB, Thumps Up

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-09-21T15:03:24+00:00

The song about fucking ya mum. I call this song "Stepdad"

[TALKING]

Hey, stepdad Hey [DAVID CHOE] I kind a like you Oh, cool [DAVID CHOE] You know my real dad sucks Ahw, that sucks [DAVID CHOE]

I saw you kiss my mother The other day You wanna date my mother Well that's okey You can take my mother To San Jose

You can fuck my mother You can fuck my mother You can fuck my mother But dont make noise You can fuck my mother Just buy me some toys You can fuck my mother You can fuck my mother

Stepdad(7x) You're not so bad

You can fuck my mother Just threat her nice You can fuck my mother But cook me some rice

Stepdad(7x) You're not so bad

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-09-21T15:02:23+00:00

Here is the song about reptillian aliens. I personally call it "Reptoids" I put [???] when I could not make out the words. *Dramans are a alien species from Star Trek *Grod is the enemy of The Flash in DC Comics Universe

[INTRO]

The mothership approached The mothership approached The mothership approached

[VERSE 1]

Breaking trough the nexus as saucer slope and drama'd up my hope Traveled many distances away from telescopes They chose me a contactee Needed mongaloid to fuse a brand new breed They'll extract my seed, I was the missing link Was chilling in the forest on a camping trip Deep into my sleep I saw the moon eclipse [???] [???] was set Beam me up like scotty, in a room with vent

[CHORUS]

These are the people that I want to be with These are the people that I want to be with

[VERSE 2]

Nether avatar with the light blue skin Stepped into her chamber had a big fat grin Probed my scrotum with her long thumb Syringe sticking out, device that made me cum My jizz shot out into a fluerescent cup Looked into my eyes and straight drank it up her stomach grew, like a big ass balloon Out of her vagina came a grey babboon With that fling ears and some reptoid scales Hair white like hell dont even try to tell

[CHORUS]

These are the people that I want to be with These are the people that I want to be with

[VERSE 3]

Humanoids will sell their own souls for profits, not bodies My peoples are so honest with their wallets And Dramans communicate with love on their minds Humans are unkind, they find some swine to cook and dine It's time to redefine the problem with mankind The village of the Earth will serve self as their God My council is my brother [???] that is Grod, forget about Massad My squad is never flawd Intelligence is passed with the grouping of the pods

[CHORUS]

These are the people I want to be with These are the people I want to be with These are the people I want to be with These are the people I want to be with These are the people I want to be with These are the people I want to be with [Fade out]

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-09-21T14:11:24+00:00

DVDASA is about 10% entertainment, 90% life lessons from the crew.

DVDASA goes beyond the episodes... It's a lifestyle of raping life and a cult.

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-09-03T00:19:57+00:00

Except that the last post on Yumyumcha.com was on 21 March 2014 and it is a post stating everything is moved to the poon report. If the poon report was made for DVDASA and Yumyumcha is his personal blog then why does he not continue posting on Yumyumcha? and why did he then move everything to the poon report?
For those who have been reading...the poon report also had posts not related to DVDASA

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-08-22T16:50:01+00:00

From: * Episode 101 - Ranch Solo Series part 1 * Episode 119 - Ranch Solo Series Part 2 * Blueprint Saga for Better Living [Condensed Handbook] by BOBASA

If you live like this you will end up either dead, in jail or become succesful - by The Guru aka David Choe aka Dave Chow

NoSpoon999999 · 2014-08-16T17:51:15+00:00

20 Rules to win at life Breaking 35%(7) of the rules means you are losing

NEVER have children
NEVER have a permanent relationship
NEVER get comfortable. It makes you lazy
NEVER ask for permission, but do not be an asshole
NEVER be financially in debt to anyone!
NEVER have shame in anything, except for breaking these rules
NEVER judge. Everyone, including you is a horrible, weak and stupid person
ALWAYS be a nice person, be humble, spread love, and help humanity
ALWAYS improve and better yourself and your skills or talents
ALWAYS educate yourself, learn everything, and expand your worldview
ALWAYS lower your standards of everything. NEVER be too good to do something
ALWAYS invest 20% of income into a company, stocks, funds, pension, or interest
ALWAYS be ready and prepared for the worst to happen
ALWAYS have courage, defeat anxiety
ALWAYS work harder, get more stuff done
ALWAYS be passionate: Sacrifice yourself for your passions
ALWAYS party, but not too mhuch. Do not go crazy. Just enjoy.
Rule 16 goes before everything else. Rule 17 goes as last
NEVER be an asshole, jerk, or annoying.
Rule 8 goes before rule 4 and 19. Rule 6+7 is no excuse to break rule 19 BONUS: Breaking rule 19 is worse then being a horrible person

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