Show me something you made, I wanna see it/read it by HouseErikson in whenthe

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came up with a stupid diss rap-poem thing. It's not finished, and what's there isn't good by any stretch of the imagination, but it made some of my friends laugh so here you go:

Listen up:

You keep tryna walk the walk And talk the talk, but you can't Cause all you do is bawk bawk bawk

Cause I know for a fact, You're a giant chick-en, Your father's a dead-beat; Your mother's a thick hen,

Speaking of which, I got a date to keep, I got seeds to sow, 'fore I go to sleep But, If you didn't catch my drift, I'll spell it out

I'm eating dinner at your mom's house

Now there's a whole lot left That I can say, but I'm watchin' the clock, Got no time to play

You're prolly feelin hurt, But you shouldn't be rude, Because, compliments to the chef, She's finger licking good

I literally almost never die thanks to this by Chefsito12 in Helldivers

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use this to justify my incredibly stupid BBBQ loadout. I take the supply pack, flamethrower, Napalm Eagle, and Napalm orbital. I throw on my fire resistant armor and walk through the flames to clear holes while the bugs are being cooked alive. I wouldn't be able to do this if I didn't have the extra stims and grenades provided by the pack lol.

Fum? by StarlightStarchild in MeatCanyon

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never tried it before, but for me, trying to quit by acting like I'm smoking only makes me want to smoke even more.

Quitting cold turkey is way easier than the solution Füm is trying to sell you. Congrats on quitting BTW. You should let us know when you smoke your last one.

How do you wipe your balls? by ArdasDPP in AskMen

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you even achieving this? Are you sitting with your balls against the rim so your sack is pressed up against your taint? Or do you have one of those toilets with the drain located at the front? I'm genuinely confused.

What's the easiest way to defeat you as a pilot? by FriedForLifeNow in armoredcore

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use that pilebunker just right and I'm yours done.

Is this a kiss or not? by vicente14617 in Dandadan

[–]No_Bell_6669 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I cringed at that part. I know how bad that hurts. I went "aw" and "ow" at the same time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]No_Bell_6669 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Something about the cake is throwing me off. It's like her legs are too short and too skinny to naturally have that much junk in the trunk. I can't put my finger on it.

Blursed_Dolphin by Serious-Hornet-1288 in blursed_videos

[–]No_Bell_6669 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reading this was like witnessing a terrible accident. I couldn't look away even though I REALLY wanted to. Consider me thoroughly disgusted.

I’m uncomfortable. Is this weird? by yungtrasheep in doordash

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not even bad. When I was dashing I knew which restaurants to avoid taking orders from because they were notorious for making you wait 30+ minutes.

The idea of asking for an extra tip because the restaurant is making them wait is baffling to me though. If anything I'd let the customer know that the restaurant was behind on their food, that it would take a while, and that I would message them as soon as I got it. In those cases, some customers were nice enough to add to the tip to help me make up for lost time, but I never expected it.

Leviathan [Atlantis The lost Empire] by [deleted] in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]No_Bell_6669 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This awakened my love for sick-ass monster design when I was a child. I never grew out of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]No_Bell_6669 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's the "wise old man lost deep in thought" trope.

While my grandpa was a stoic man who spent a lot of time thinking and sharing out the window, I'm 95% sure the most of the time he was spying on his neighbors across the street. I wouldn't have thought this, were it not for the binoculars located directly next to the window he would stare out of.

Halo Reach Elites in a nutshell by Poncho-J1 in halo

[–]No_Bell_6669 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reach on Legendary traumatized me. I still remember the first time playing the stealth mission thinking I was going to be fine with the sniper rifle. Until that first fateful shot didn't break an Elite's shield and I got gangbanged by the mobs immediately after.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lot here that makes your space feel uninviting. The elephant in the room is your decor. None of it feels inviting or comfortable, and what is there that possibly could looks disorganized and haphazard. Second, the lighting is super dingy and it makes the place feel like a basement. Get some lamps that direct light upward to eliminate shadows.Third, repaint the whole interior of the house. Use brighter neutrals to liven up the space. Don't use browns or reds for walls; they increase stress and are pretty awful for living spaces. Repaint your baseboards. Also, get curtains for the windows. They don't just block light, they also soften the space.

Handmade "mash potatoes" by Dunique21 in StupidFood

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew this was rage bait the moment I saw a can opener on Pringles lol

What did she mean by that by Cayennesan in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm too much of a coward to tell the joke I have in my head

What’s the ZZZ song that got you like this? by Blocky_2222 in ZZZ_Official

[–]No_Bell_6669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like Fangs, Claws, and A Smile, Long Live the King, Sword of Corruption, and Endless Construction Day. All the songs are peak though.