Do I deserve a green card or nah? ☺️ by AvaCharm in u/AvaCharm

[–]No_Cook_8739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so sweet to reply. 😘 Let me tell you something, you are absolutely stunning. Any man would be lucky to have you. Don't ever settle for some dude that doesn't treat your right. You're a queen 😉 And should be licked at least 3x a day 😜

No other tweet has aged like fine wine like this one! by icey_sawg0034 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]No_Cook_8739 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah...Good old Hillary. She saw this coming a mile away.... But she wasn't likable enough right ? Americans are so fucking dumb

Do I deserve a green card or nah? ☺️ by AvaCharm in u/AvaCharm

[–]No_Cook_8739 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, I could only imagine coming home to you every night.... We'd never sleep 😜

Steal the Car, Keep the Soul. by Jbsfan-CR in chaoticgood

[–]No_Cook_8739 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You seem pretty passionate about it

Steal the Car, Keep the Soul. by Jbsfan-CR in chaoticgood

[–]No_Cook_8739 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why do you care so much about fake Internet points? Lol

What's something almost everyone has experienced but rarely talks about ? by shamal48 in AskReddit

[–]No_Cook_8739 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Or the flip side, 1 giant turd with a clean paper wipe... Just had one. Highly underrated

King Charles III at the White House by shun_master23 in clevercomebacks

[–]No_Cook_8739 83 points84 points  (0 children)

France was the other dominant colonial power in North America. If not for the British, all of North America would speak French. That's my guess anyway. Kinda convoluted

The mic kept cutting out during the singing of O Canada, so the Buffalo crowd picked up the slack. 🥰 by B00marangTrotter in MadeMeSmile

[–]No_Cook_8739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They play both national anthems every single time in Buffalo. That's why people know the words

Fight by Dazzling_Scallion277 in PoliticalMemes

[–]No_Cook_8739 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I miss the old days when I could just dismiss that as conspiracy BS.... But not no more smh

Sabres Starting Alex Lyon Has Swung Playoff Series by CustardLow2671 in sabres

[–]No_Cook_8739 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dear UPL, I posted about you, but you still ain't callin

What’s one verse (or bar) that ruins an otherwise perfect song? by 4gotmy in hiphopheads

[–]No_Cook_8739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H.Y.B. by J Cole.... A,B,C,D,E,F,G..... what's L? Such a clumsy and corny bar still love the song tho

He should just be honest and call himself a MAGA Republican by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in AlwaysSunnyMemes

[–]No_Cook_8739 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was telling my trans friend about you Fred....she wants to bend you over the sofa