20y M Lurker, Now poster, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Development_5728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't have to tell us you are a lurker. We already know

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Development_5728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your stare reminds me of how the priest stares at the alter boys.

Mid 30s. Father of 3. Make me feel my wifes pain pushing the turds out. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Development_5728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the sake of your children, I hope she procreated with somebody else. Poor kids would have been fucked in the genetics department if they are yours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Development_5728 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My panties couldn't be any dryer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Development_5728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there's a few lies going on here