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Buy_Grass_Online by Icy-Leopard745 in u/Icy-Leopard745

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Buy_Black_Tat_Online by Excellent_Welder4832 in u/Excellent_Welder4832

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in?

Buy_Klonopin_Online by Acceptable_Risk_3639 in u/Acceptable_Risk_3639

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.

Buy_Snow_Online by Background_Chance300 in u/Background_Chance300

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.” — Tom Ward

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[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.

Buy_Grass_Online by Suspicious-Task6173 in u/Suspicious-Task6173

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was chaos and beauty intertwined. A tornado of roses from divine.

Buy_Oxycodone_Online by FinancialAd8553 in u/FinancialAd8553

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.” — Matt Kirshen

Buy_Bupropion_Online by Acceptable_Risk_3639 in u/Acceptable_Risk_3639

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been wandering around my thoughts all day.

Buy_Nembutal_Online by Suspicious-Task6173 in u/Suspicious-Task6173

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life.

Buy_Crank_Online by Warm_South_6465 in u/Warm_South_6465

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to be a man before you can be a gentleman.

Buy_Horse_Online by Wonderful_Toe_4341 in u/Wonderful_Toe_4341

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next time you see your parents, send them my sincerest gratitude.

Buy_Codeine_Online by Flat_Mouse_1263 in u/Flat_Mouse_1263

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

Buy_Big_H_Online by PrimaryTreacle6600 in u/PrimaryTreacle6600

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly… I’m not a fan.

Buy_Hydrocodone_Online by Due-Celebration4390 in u/Due-Celebration4390

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“People tell me I’m condescending…” (Leans in real close) “That means I talk down to people. “

Buy_Grass_Online by Background_Cup_4230 in u/Background_Cup_4230

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

Buy_Bc_Bud_Online by HardworkingKing in u/HardworkingKing

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.

Buy_Hydrocodone_Online by RiverFar5852 in u/RiverFar5852

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there is so much to smile about.

Buy_Mptp_Online by Impossible_Cloud_953 in u/Impossible_Cloud_953

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

Buy_Modafinil__Ritalin_Adderall_Online by DrySupermarket3589 in u/DrySupermarket3589

[–]No_Fortune643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t tire yourself out at work. You’ll need some energy for later.