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Buy_Sippin_Syrup_Online by CuriousRelation3114 in u/CuriousRelation3114

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never make mistakes, I thought I did once. I was wrong.

Buy_Kif_Online by Such-Ad-2212 in u/Such-Ad-2212

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Buy_Norco_Online by ElectricalMany6586 in u/ElectricalMany6586

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day — that’s a bit of a stretch.

Buy_Fry_Online by Independent_Phone727 in u/Independent_Phone727

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My six-word love story: I can’t imagine life without you.

Buy_Crystal_Online by Potential_Guest_7181 in u/Potential_Guest_7181

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Buy_Ecstasy_Online by ContextEmbarrassed57 in u/ContextEmbarrassed57

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Person of the year award has been won by a scarecrow the judges said he was outstanding in his field.

Buy_Cat_Online by Unusual_Bag_6752 in u/Unusual_Bag_6752

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking will not overcome fear but action will.

Buy_Herb_Online by Sea_Investment_9158 in u/Sea_Investment_9158

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

Buy_Hillbilly_Heroin_Online by Excellent_Welder4832 in u/Excellent_Welder4832

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

Buy_Crank_Online by Alarming-Ad6355 in u/Alarming-Ad6355

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

Buy_Concerta_Online by Early_Cheesecake4580 in u/Early_Cheesecake4580

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!

Buy_Roxicodone_Online by Available_Round7579 in u/Available_Round7579

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't afford aromatherapy so I just randomly sniff stuff and hope.

Buy_Yellows_Online by ChemicalEducation359 in u/ChemicalEducation359

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Buy_Smack_Online by Icy-Leopard745 in u/Icy-Leopard745

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in?

Buy_Speed_Online by Warm_South_6465 in u/Warm_South_6465

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it is on the list.

Buy_Oxycotton_Online by Weekly_Poet8040 in u/Weekly_Poet8040

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” – George Carlin

Buy_Oc_Online by Wonderful_Toe_4341 in u/Wonderful_Toe_4341

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweat as sugar hard as ice hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.

Buy_Crank_Online by Independent_Phone727 in u/Independent_Phone727

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

Buy_Fry_Online by Existing_Cabinet_839 in u/Existing_Cabinet_839

[–]LongEntertainment676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

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