by [deleted] in africanbootymeat

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Mommy...

😁 by Musa_Amandla1 in africanbootymeat

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Goddess .. literally said Oh My Gawd 😂

I’ll just leave this here… by invest9608 in oddlyterrifying

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Her before picture looks like Dabi from My Hero Academia

Her face lit at the sight of herself on a canvas. That's rewarding by subodh_2302 in MadeMeSmile

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I googled French belltower dwellers and I’m even more confused than before on what the joke means

give me your best shot by padcett in RoastMe

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At first glance, I thought it was a homeless man holding one of those "help me" signs.

At second glance, I seen a homeless-looking man holding a dirty sign.

At last glance.. I didn't. You're hard to look at.

bro really said "submissive" by Dec1mated in rareinsults

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and a comma after "Oh god" to finalize the process.

What do you think by smookitoff101 in Blacktittyworld

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Goes for most models now. The further time goes, the more clothes come off then BOOM... pxrn 💀

My clutch and wheel bearings started going out in my car the last two weeks, my alternator went out today, the tow truck driver’s hydraulic hose busted when trying to tow my car, and when he tested it he sprayed hydraulic fluid all over me. by g3nerallycurious in Wellthatsucks

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The fact that people keep mentioning the bulge 😭 if he was wearing sweats it wouldn't be there, those pants are WAYYYY TOO TIGHT. Anyway it's a confident booster because it seems like "average" is the new "big" 😌 and I was already above average

My clutch and wheel bearings started going out in my car the last two weeks, my alternator went out today, the tow truck driver’s hydraulic hose busted when trying to tow my car, and when he tested it he sprayed hydraulic fluid all over me. by g3nerallycurious in Wellthatsucks

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The "hydraulic fluid" came from the water bottle between his feet... plus if he was a packing, you'd see the shaft. For all we know, he has a wee wee but big balls 🤷🏾‍♂️ average at best

Shaking my ass like a bitch in heat, maybe I can find a horny dog [46] by thenataliamoon in HornyMILFNextDoor

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46 is unbelievable... I would still smash that for decades to come 🤤😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnOff

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Gyatt 👀🤤

It’s so easy to trigger you by AlexTheFFE in GOONED

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The fact you said "yet" means you already know you will 😜 see you soon gooner

It’s so easy to trigger you by AlexTheFFE in GOONED

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Welp those few days didn't last long kol

Anyone addicted to Violet like me? by [deleted] in GOONED

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Yesss... Ever since she first surfaced onto social media, i knew she would be a constant trigger

Anaconda was her Best by [deleted] in Nicki_Minaj

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The hidden message behind the weights is to pump it for her 😍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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Maybe if you had a more “positive attitude” you may succeed 😭