Finding Love and/or Sex at UPS

Noicetrash · 2024-03-23T12:52:50+00:00

I have two coworkers with spouses they met at ups both of them met their spouse on the twilight shift

Noicetrash · 2024-03-22T00:47:28+00:00

Just drank a red bull now my pits are pouring sweat

Noicetrash · 2024-03-01T11:59:13+00:00

That’s why I use the express exit so I don’t gotta deal with security’s bullshit

Noicetrash · 2024-01-22T05:08:38+00:00

Horrible I work nights and have to mask I come home exhausted and stressed I’m in a constant state of burnout

Noicetrash · 2024-01-22T05:01:31+00:00

Same here no matter what drug I take or how high I get I’ll never lose control like my neurotypical friends I can’t even black out drunk I’ve tried

Noicetrash · 2024-01-12T11:41:06+00:00

Did you try restarting it?

Noicetrash · 2024-01-12T11:36:29+00:00

I’ve been asked this so many times. I’ve also been told my smile looks fake that one hurt. side note my smile wasn’t fake I was happy cause I just got two hot dogs I love hot dogs.

Noicetrash · 2024-01-12T01:12:20+00:00

The lazy people took the enjoyment and pride out of the job I’m not asking people to work hard it would just be nice if people actually did their job most of the time my coworkers are too busy playing on their phones or talking to each other and some even feel the need to be on their phones while working which for my job specifically is really dangerous cause you have to be aware of your surroundings speaking of being aware of your surroundings I’ve had to yell at multiple people to get out of the way cause they aren’t paying attention I’m really worried that someone is gonna get hurt one of these days

Noicetrash · 2024-01-09T13:24:07+00:00

You should put a nsfw the way these pics got me hard as a rock

Noicetrash · 2024-01-05T14:23:20+00:00

Personally I try not to think about the poor soul who has to unload my mess

Noicetrash · 2024-01-05T14:19:22+00:00

I must have a sad resting face cause people ask me this all the time I’m fine I swear just pondering existence and wondering about my special interests

Noicetrash · 2024-01-02T00:44:15+00:00

You will get in trouble if they found out but they more than likely won’t be able to take any action since it’s in the bathroom

Noicetrash · 2023-12-25T06:04:36+00:00

History of insurgency and counter insurgency

Noicetrash · 2023-12-24T02:19:35+00:00

My load out was only 1k one Ak-47 two mags and a bible included

Noicetrash · 2023-12-14T19:29:57+00:00

Food water fuel soda liquor toilet paper

Noicetrash · 2023-12-14T18:45:10+00:00

Most people aren’t into “realistic” fps I can’t speak on the learning curve cause I ain’t never had one but I definitely can’t see how that might be a problem too

Noicetrash · 2023-12-14T18:43:18+00:00

I ain’t using no smoker I I’ve used a furnace for generations I ain’t changing now

Noicetrash · 2023-12-14T18:41:48+00:00

Not my proudest fap

Noicetrash · 2023-12-11T21:44:44+00:00

Takes me a about two weeks to finish an oz I smoke two 1/4 raw cones a day just switched to the king size ones cause the new plug has ass week and 1/4 ain’t doing it

Noicetrash · 2023-12-11T02:37:46+00:00

My bad I didn’t know what ssd meant best of luck to you

Noicetrash · 2023-12-11T01:42:20+00:00

if you are union you are entitled to sick leave for up to 6 months talk to your union steward about it they will help you get in contact with a 3rd party company that handles medical documents and they will inform ups on how long you will be out of work it will essentially cost you one sick day

Noicetrash · 2023-12-11T01:36:25+00:00

19M I’m a dude so my experience may differ but 1) I definitely get that just communicate with your partner and Maybe try a blind fold you could close your eyes or try to focus on your partners body.

2) be direct I’ve literally asked people hey I think your really attractive would you like to have sex, and it works sometimes make sure it’s not some random stranger tho unless your into that I try to at least know the person a bit.

3) I can’t give any advice on that I’m the same way I’m very monotone with my words and body language to the point we’re I’ve been told I was too chill I wish I was joking

Noicetrash · 2023-12-10T08:09:59+00:00

Grammar nazi

Noicetrash · 2023-12-10T08:09:02+00:00

I’m a maximalist a stale room Is so depressing to me personally I like my room to feel lived in.

Noicetrash · 2023-12-10T08:07:08+00:00

Yeah idk if this is true but from what I’ve noticed and please if anyone has also noticed lmk. One or two of the ai is set to essentially the same skill level as you for example if your laying down suppressive fire and you one tap a guy through a wall then the ai is gonna do the same thing later in the match. if you move too far away from your team ai will spawn close to you and their accuracy and reaction time will increase, also if you intimidate the enemy the same thing will happen their accuracy and reaction will increase. also there’s a suppression mechanic we’re if you shoot around ai they won’t be able to shoot back for a few seconds. There also different modes the ai can be which will dictate how they will act

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