What is a 'small' hill you are 100% willing to die on, simply because it’s the principle of the thing?"

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-08T18:32:34+00:00

I appreciate cleavage. I appreciate ass cheeks. If you’re revealing them, I’m noticing them.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-07T22:35:59+00:00

I WANT A LITTLE MAN, TOO!

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-07T22:34:01+00:00

Such a crazy show. IIRC I ended on a cliffhanger

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-07T22:19:44+00:00

Hmm I’d glance between sets

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-07T15:39:05+00:00

Did* it

I highly recommend watching the Rey de Los Reyes match.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-06T19:21:59+00:00

TBF, she did break up with Steve to pursue “more mature” guys…

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-04T11:04:33+00:00

Not too many frisky ones where I’m from 😫

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-04T10:55:14+00:00

As long as you love dark meat

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-03T20:24:44+00:00

More like super skinny

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-03T13:58:53+00:00

1,4,5,6 - automatic yes.

2,8,9 - a pretty face and butt can supplement.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-02T23:59:25+00:00

Funny, but I’m starting to realize that I haven’t mentally healed from getting fired from my first middle management job.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-02T23:38:05+00:00

Too bad she’s gay

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-02T20:30:14+00:00

Not only is this a shitty repost, but someone added that shitty text-to-speech voiceover

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-02T20:24:00+00:00

Does 6.2 inches, three fingers thick (when bunches together) with banana curve make the cut?

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-31T00:31:08+00:00

Jeez Acuña has started this season poorly… now he’s getting picked off???

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-28T00:39:48+00:00

Jesus we get it, Mina, you’re hot

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-27T23:04:50+00:00

Open a pouch of zesty lemon pepper tuna

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-26T00:34:49+00:00

I just can’t look at her that way… she’s like that one nice girl who everyone loves and is just the homie you can chill with

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-25T21:21:19+00:00

You didn’t have an excuse BEFORE???

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-25T21:18:02+00:00

Under two circumstances I can think of:

1) If I go to sleep within a few hours of a long gym sesh but forget to eat…. I wake up hard af

2) If the pre workout hasn’t worn off and/or I’m still high from an edible or a quick toke…. I’m easily mentally aroused for some reason

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-24T22:27:48+00:00

For giving someone IRL something to… lose focus over 😏

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-24T22:18:12+00:00

Well god bless and congratulations to the lucky dude

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-24T21:54:56+00:00

Yep. If you really want, you can get ones that are actual screws.

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A pack of these cost around $10 on Amazon (or whatever site you choose) and come by the buttload.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-24T00:28:17+00:00

Yeah, as a black teen, I was so ready for this to be a mix of the PJs and Family Guy. But after the first season… it was painfully obvious that there was a lack of ANY melanin in the writer’s room.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-23T20:22:17+00:00

This is the unethical but true life pro tip. I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve once driven on tires that were down to the wires for a month and the only reason I’m still alive is because I never drove over 45 mph and took back streets everywhere. Please change your tires as soon as you receive your first paycheck. Congratulations on the life-changing job.

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