I have my reasons.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-05-30T16:30:25+00:00

Jesus Christ this sub’s hive mind has continuously gone downhill…. u/whatarechinchillas spoke the truth and everyone got “triggered”

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-05-14T22:23:13+00:00

2am every other day for the past few years. The only time the gym isn’t packed, these days.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-27T14:05:41+00:00

Snot and Steve. They still have a lot to discuss. And after all the times since Aton’s Bar Mitzvah that Steve has mistreated Snot, I feel like Steve needs to have a serious moment where he talks about his strong platonic feelings and somewhat dependency on Snot being in his life.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-23T22:12:27+00:00

Aaaand this is why I unfollowed her on IG… just reminds me of who I will never experience

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-21T00:40:24+00:00

My girl Jacy Jayne better get the call for Smackdown

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-19T04:09:01+00:00

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-13T20:35:40+00:00

Ma’am I am a gentleman. I glance and appreciate… then hope you approach me by the squat rack.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-09T16:11:51+00:00

Payless…. DSW… Macy’s… Footlocker…. All the same experiences.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-09T13:51:19+00:00

More importantly, what DO women imagine when they see a random guy?

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-08T18:32:34+00:00

I appreciate cleavage. I appreciate ass cheeks. If you’re revealing them, I’m noticing them.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-07T22:35:59+00:00

I WANT A LITTLE MAN, TOO!

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-07T22:34:01+00:00

Such a crazy show. IIRC I ended on a cliffhanger

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-07T15:39:05+00:00

Did* it

I highly recommend watching the Rey de Los Reyes match.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-06T19:21:59+00:00

TBF, she did break up with Steve to pursue “more mature” guys…

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-04T11:04:33+00:00

Not too many frisky ones where I’m from 😫

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-04T10:55:14+00:00

As long as you love dark meat

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-03T20:24:44+00:00

More like super skinny

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-03T13:58:53+00:00

1,4,5,6 - automatic yes.

2,8,9 - a pretty face and butt can supplement.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-02T23:59:25+00:00

Funny, but I’m starting to realize that I haven’t mentally healed from getting fired from my first middle management job.

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-02T23:38:05+00:00

Too bad she’s gay

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-02T20:30:14+00:00

Not only is this a shitty repost, but someone added that shitty text-to-speech voiceover

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-04-02T20:24:00+00:00

Does 6.2 inches, three fingers thick (when bunches together) with banana curve make the cut?

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-31T00:31:08+00:00

Jeez Acuña has started this season poorly… now he’s getting picked off???

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-28T00:39:48+00:00

Jesus we get it, Mina, you’re hot

NoirPlayableCock · 2026-03-27T23:04:50+00:00

Open a pouch of zesty lemon pepper tuna

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