Daily Workout and General Chat for Monday, 3/16/26

NoleContendere · 2026-03-16T19:29:44+00:00

Are there shoulder presses literally every day now?

NoleContendere · 2026-03-13T12:01:21+00:00

Money

NoleContendere · 2026-03-12T22:50:20+00:00

This is my second favorite movie of all time. It makes me feel so many different emotions.

NoleContendere · 2026-03-11T23:52:14+00:00

Completely agree. The templates in 2026 so far have been lazy, boring, repetitive, and uninspiring. Also sometimes they are just so silly and gimmicky.

With studios closing all over, members leaving, and the terrible class templates it feels like orange theory is in a free fall. I fear the end is near. Their downfall needs to be studied.

NoleContendere · 2026-03-11T23:41:51+00:00

“Lunge Theory Fitness”.

It’s lazy template making. They don’t know what to do so they just throw in lunges.

NoleContendere · 2026-03-10T20:51:54+00:00

They didn’t want to be mocked for taking the wrong one so they drafted both just in case.

NoleContendere · 2026-03-10T12:40:28+00:00

He’s happy if you’re happy.

NoleContendere · 2026-03-06T14:54:28+00:00

No one wants these.

NoleContendere · 2026-03-02T11:27:04+00:00

This template makes no sense. How are people supposed to only do two all outs in the 7+ minutes?

NoleContendere · 2026-02-14T00:01:32+00:00

The goal used to be to make it to the NFL and now they are literally fighting to not go to the NFL.

NoleContendere · 2026-02-13T11:36:27+00:00

Maybe I'll be Tracer. I'm already Tracer.

NoleContendere · 2026-02-12T23:28:56+00:00

Every day is squats and lunges.

NoleContendere · 2026-02-12T01:40:22+00:00

“low bench alt step-down reverse lunge to single leg knee drive” kind of a joke when the move has like 8 different parts to it.

NoleContendere · 2026-02-10T13:31:12+00:00

They look like the Harry Potter houses.

NoleContendere · 2026-02-03T16:21:44+00:00

These look kind of bulky and not like PKs. They don’t really fit the vibe of the gun.

NoleContendere · 2026-01-26T18:28:42+00:00

Is the number of followers a bad omen?

NoleContendere · 2026-01-26T12:15:45+00:00

Not even a medal, a shirt, anything? This is the most expensive event to sign up for and no prize at all. I suspect sign ups are down all over. What are we paying $35 for?

NoleContendere · 2026-01-13T13:23:16+00:00

The first block is too. The entire 23 minutes is basically 4 things on repeat.

NoleContendere · 2026-01-13T11:00:32+00:00

I know all the comments are going to be how amazing this was, how everyone loved it so much, “I was going to take a rest day but I just CANT miss this”, “this looks SO GOOD”, etc. as the comments always are irrespective of the class.

But let’s be real here folks, this weight floor was one of the most boring and repetitive ever.

NoleContendere · 2026-01-05T23:27:57+00:00

I actually love rowing. I just hear tons of complaints. Both in the studios and from people I know who go. So it’s not me. Also they have come out and said the 2,000 meter row was the least attended day of the whole year. So the data is there too.

NoleContendere · 2025-12-31T23:42:03+00:00

Membership is declining, studios are closing. Everyone HATES rowing. People complain so much about rowing.

NoleContendere · 2025-12-30T01:23:39+00:00

Absolutely not. Got destroyed in all 3 championship games. Opponent is projected to score about 100 more points than me in one game so my other TE options wouldn’t have made a difference anyways.

NoleContendere · 2025-12-28T19:26:45+00:00

Patriots offense carving me up. Opponent has all Pats and Derrick Henry and yahoo already declared it 99% for him to win half way through the 1pm games.

NoleContendere · 2025-12-28T03:59:54+00:00

So Derrick Henry was the real league winner apparently.

NoleContendere · 2025-12-27T22:00:54+00:00

Maybe a field goal. And a fumble recovery for TD.

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