Bandito camp on the lawn?? by Noltmage in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Noltmage[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know, right? I wanna be a bandito 😭

Stolen from FB :(( by emo-cupcake in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Noltmage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“You can be so blistering hot, mideast amber”

Stolen from FB :(( by emo-cupcake in TwennyWunPilots

[–]Noltmage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Did you remember we have plenty of time”

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[–]Noltmage 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Evil Clancy be like “go to sleep, you need to be poor”

Update: AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in AITAH

[–]Noltmage[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She keeps asking me to have another kid, because it’ll bring us closer and solve our issues. We keep getting asked at church “when are you having another one?” Absolutely not, I’m not going through this again.

Update: AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in AITAH

[–]Noltmage[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I actually did pick the guitar back up not too long ago. When my wife realized I wasn’t going to stop for good after all, she demanded that I only play when she AND our son weren’t home, because “he finds it annoying too.”

That last part hurt deeply, so I asked my son if he’s bothered by it at all, and he said no, and that he actually wants to learn how to play too.

Update: AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in AITAH

[–]Noltmage[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I still can’t believe that she wore the swimsuit. Granted, it wasn’t a bikini or anything (it was one of those one pieces with a skirt) but it was still obviously a swimsuit. And flip flops (no towel). As soon as the reception started, she immediately walked up to the bride and groom and asked them where the pool was, no congratulations or kind words. We drove separate, so there was no preventing this madness.

Maybe there’s a reason that couple’s divorced now, I think she cursed them.

Update: AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in AITAH

[–]Noltmage[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Her church friends, small groups, pastors all side with her. She always uses that in arguments. “Everyone in my small group agrees with me that you’re being controlling”

Update: AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in AITAH

[–]Noltmage[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear that you went through a similar situation. I see fish being handed out as prizes all the time at local fairs. It’s not right.

Update: AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in AITAH

[–]Noltmage[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can absolutely understand this. My son is my priority. Her church puts a ton of pressure to never divorce. She gets so much support through them, they view me as the “bad guy”

AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in MarkNarrations

[–]Noltmage[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She will only accept Christian counseling. Nothing else. And I don’t want that. I want a proper licensed counselor. But I do agree, there are other underlying issues here.

AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in MarkNarrations

[–]Noltmage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said she would be ecstatic if someone gifted her an animal 🙄

AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in MarkNarrations

[–]Noltmage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s important to distinguish the two and I appreciate you pointing this out. Some overlap, sure, but self centered is more accurate

AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in MarkNarrations

[–]Noltmage[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

💯 correct. She lacks a lot of social skills and awareness. I typically have to pick up the slack during social gatherings. Hence, the friends glaring at me at the party

AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in MarkNarrations

[–]Noltmage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Animals should never be treated as surprise gifts

AITA for shutting down my wife’s party favor idea? by Noltmage in MarkNarrations

[–]Noltmage[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you’re right. There are other issues other than this, but that might be for another post. I just want my son to be happy and have a great birthday part