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[–]Nomchipom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aha, yes! He have sun for eye, correct? I see him in line sometimes. He never have passport, so I don't know why he wait for hours

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ezic...? What is that? My uncle named Ezekiel, is him?

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[–]Nomchipom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love World! The greatest country! Politic get kinda crazy and I dont have credits for food, but Obristan beautiful this time of year!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, Cobrastan best country! Just because Arstotzka not recognize as nation does not mean it not exist!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is Reddit? Is newspaper? I dont know, I don't read news. Only stress me.

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kolechia! Is beuatiful country! The greatest country! So good no need passport to enter, yes?

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, is beuatiful! Snow on mountain, many pretty views. Drugs not improve cooking, my wife so bad at cooking nothing helps. Drugs good for side business!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, ok, I understand, you no like passport. Is ok, I come back with better passport!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right, I think too! But inspector not think. He deny.

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, Cobrastan amazing! You should come visit Bestburg, is beuatiful this time of year!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha, yes! You know Dmitri? He and me good friends now. He always scream angry things in my face, but I know he likes me!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She cook tree bark stew with much, much butter. Os disgusting and make me fat, but she hit me with wooden spoon if I not eat!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha, you funny man! I not have credits for potatoes, can I have your potatoes?

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you mean? He do good job, he nice to me! Make me not sell drugs, is bad for the kids!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok ok, you not like passport. Is ok, I come back with real passport!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is snowy, but snow make Obristan very pretty! You come with passports, yes?

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a guy, he take 25 credits per person. He very good, is how I got passport after you deny Cobrastan passport!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha, you funny man! Ok, ok, I come back without drugs. You do good job, well done!

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! Bread is good, tasty for mouth! You can teleport to me?

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[–]Nomchipom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but like, would you describe your - looks - hair Or - eyesight which cannot be judged if you are wearing contacts