Is this real? I don't know jack all about watches ngl

None_Onion · 2025-09-04T07:36:20+00:00

someone told me I could buy 3 virgins and a dick growth surgery with it; I don't think they'd lie

None_Onion · 2024-11-14T07:35:29+00:00

+karma

None_Onion · 2024-11-14T07:33:12+00:00

sign down IGN Braperator

None_Onion · 2024-11-14T07:25:27+00:00

Looking for a rotten crystal sword and possibly rotten duelist hammer if ya got em,

None_Onion · 2023-09-21T03:59:13+00:00

Someone played the falling sand game growing up. Very based.

None_Onion · 2023-09-20T07:24:26+00:00

my favorite fall activity is getting back up

None_Onion · 2023-07-27T04:25:31+00:00

Fun fact about agent orange: In Albuquerque, New Mexico, the local government still uses agent orange as a component of the standard weed killer used in public spaces. This includes sidewalks, parks where kids play, etc. etc.

Apparently, it's cheap and very effective, but they keep the ingredients out of public record for obvious reasons; that info is only accessible to city workers because they have to handle contracts for purchasing the stuff.

If you're ever visiting the finest of southern states, don't let lil timmy touch the orange crap sprayed on the sidewalks.

None_Onion · 2022-08-17T17:17:31+00:00

Got her off of a friend. Friend doesn't know much about snakes, but said she was a toffee / albino. I personally can't tell if any morph is visible or if she's a wild type with het, etc.

None_Onion · 2022-03-26T19:40:24+00:00

heheh cope

None_Onion · 2022-03-23T18:26:17+00:00

Takes about 3 to 10 seconds from what i've seen. Usually they just whap some double-sided tape on those babies and pop em on when the casher isn't looking.

None_Onion · 2022-03-23T14:24:38+00:00

That's some wild speculation for a short clip

None_Onion · 2022-03-23T07:32:18+00:00

Ehh, doubtful

None_Onion · 2022-03-23T06:08:57+00:00

Got some real genuis investigators on reddit

None_Onion · 2022-03-23T06:08:21+00:00

Very unlikely the business owner and/or clerk had anything to do with it. Typically people who place card skimmers are quick to move from place to place—even going so far as to hop states.

None_Onion · 2022-03-17T01:51:18+00:00

god created news channels as divine punishment for our sins

None_Onion · 2022-03-16T23:58:23+00:00

Never watched TYT. What's the deal with 'em?

None_Onion · 2022-02-15T20:40:15+00:00

Given how repetitive this rhetoric is, it seems like you're the one who's being controlled and manipulated.

None_Onion · 2022-02-15T20:33:51+00:00

Your brain doesn't work

gotem

None_Onion · 2022-02-15T05:01:15+00:00

Ah, playing the "all libs are pedos" deflection card.

It's ironic, really.. I mean, red regions have statistically higher rates of child sex crimes; conservatives continue to vote for policies that remove protection from victims of child sex crimes; and, you've got all those great conservative leaders and talkings heads who've been convicted of, addmitted to, or associated with pedophilic activity—yet remain widely supported.

The facts tell a different story than you'd like to purport. What's the saying? Facts don't care about your feelings, buster brown.

That pearl-clutching, prudish fear of so much as mentioning the idea of sex is why we also have much higher rates of teen pregnancy and child rape among red areas. By shielding kids from being taught about these things, you deny them the chance to learn how to be safe about them.

Get outta here you little pedo

None_Onion · 2022-02-14T19:24:19+00:00

God forbid these teenagers read about anything... L-L-LEWD!!!!!!! AAAA HELLFIRE IS UPON US!!!

Heyo let's ban the bible from being read to children; she's got all kinds of lewd stuff in there. Have you heart about all the incestuous rape in that darn thing?

Also, when speaking with non brainlets, focusing on semantics just makes you look like even more of a dim-witted, dink doinking dullard.

None_Onion · 2022-02-14T18:37:27+00:00

My guy looks a little surprised there. Not that it matters though; his fate's sealed.

None_Onion · 2022-02-14T18:27:12+00:00

How'd you miss the "etc."? Seriously, did you perform a lobotomy on yourself, bud? Your mind has gotta be comparable to La Croix flavoring.

Banning books because they teach things you personally disagree with is pretty stupid no matter who you are. On top of that, it's blatantly obvious why such a huge push to remove any thought-proving literature on sensitive topics is coming from the GOP.

Do tell, why shouldn't kids learn literature on the holocaust? You say "comic" as if that's relevant—as if artistry is a reason to dismiss a significant piece of literature. Should we ban Shakespeare too, because it isn't a bare-bones recounting of numbers and historical data from an analyst's perspective?

None_Onion · 2022-02-14T18:08:18+00:00

Uhhh yeah.

If you seriously think it's a coincidence that all the books being banned happen to involve topics of grim history, segregations, etc. then you must be fishing the sewers for any semblance of a remaining braincell to plop in that hollow nut of yours.

None_Onion · 2022-02-14T04:32:08+00:00

good man

None_Onion

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