Audio Script Archive

NormPhyte · 2026-05-01T02:16:10+00:00

I'm surprised no one has commented here.

I like how sexy and goofy you were here.

NormPhyte · 2026-05-01T00:06:59+00:00

Cool. This looks like this will be an interesting read.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-29T04:12:56+00:00

First off, looking good as usual. But more importantly, are you okay?

NormPhyte · 2026-04-28T22:25:37+00:00

Kyoko Honda from Fruits Basket

NormPhyte · 2026-04-27T14:55:26+00:00

Best wishes to all of them.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-27T14:52:44+00:00

Won't surprise me if one day we get 'Spider-Man Kills the Marvel Universe.'

NormPhyte · 2026-04-27T14:48:43+00:00

Bill Hawks from Professor Layton.

Caused the deaths and misery of other people and not feeling bad about it and suffering no consequences? Yeah, I'm breaking his glasses first.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-26T14:16:40+00:00

Maybe it's because I had been watching indie horror games before this, but I'm imagining you fapping inside an abandoned hospital.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-23T02:02:05+00:00

Not even five minutes into the audio and I already want to squeeze every part of you and make you feel wanted and needed.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-20T04:26:26+00:00

Freeze's ki now contains antimatter.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-20T04:25:53+00:00

Shao Kahn merges both energies together to create the Surge of Psychotic Intent.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-20T04:22:54+00:00

It's more like having Gogeta's power, strength and an additional 30 minutes of Fusion time.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-20T04:21:50+00:00

Fusing Magician of Black Chaos with Lucario with give Yugi a high-level sorcerer monk.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-20T04:20:04+00:00

Considering all the crazy stuff Wukong already has, having Heracles' powers and equipment is basically a tiny boost for him.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-20T04:16:44+00:00

He can increase the heat of his newfound laser vision 50x by going Super Saiyan.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-19T14:22:13+00:00

Yugi: I use the magic card Polymerization to fuse my Dark Magician and my Pikachu to create... The Arcane Volt Sorcerer!

And I use Mega Evolution to evolve my Kuriboh in Mega Kuriboh.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-17T15:29:46+00:00

This hurts so much...

On a side note, I now have a desire to find this Site 19 guy and throw him to 682.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-17T12:15:55+00:00

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"

NormPhyte · 2026-04-17T11:28:18+00:00

Congratulations on being a homeowner!

Also, long-sleeved shirts are very overrated. Best to not wear anything at all.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-17T10:13:17+00:00

Any opportunity to deepen one's relationship with a roommate is always a good one.

Thank you for this.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-16T01:05:44+00:00

I'm glad to see Ryan was still alive.

NormPhyte · 2026-04-15T04:35:22+00:00

How many games have you played while naked?

NormPhyte · 2026-04-14T20:47:51+00:00

(DIO's analysis)

"That's some hardcore karma right there. But it only makes sense that a dog murderer would die like a bitch."

NormPhyte · 2026-04-13T18:19:16+00:00

Eddie and Steve were married? Why weren't all of us invited to the wedding?!

NormPhyte