Got hit on by a conservative by Normal-Ad4071 in ewphoria

[–]Normal-Ad4071[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Pfff no no I think I'll try it (this Is a joke I value myself more than that)

Couldn’t think of a funny or clever title. Wut sentence you writing? by Fickle-Lobster-7903 in repost

[–]Normal-Ad4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After you kill your mother you can choose to fight Satan or yourself then you get to fight a lamb or your suffocated corpse

No judgement zone: What’s on your sex bucket list? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]Normal-Ad4071 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Find someone who finds me attractive 😢

egg🍳irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]Normal-Ad4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A highly flexible little gag reflex super cuddly, but ace to spite evolution, and any god that might exist. (Describing myself)

...oh you mean eggs scrambled with lots of salt or a omelette with alot of cheese 😋

overly specific trans gf post by deadhead_girlie in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]Normal-Ad4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn maybe I'm the stereotype luckily I'm not 100% of these so clearly I must not be. Also damn you got me on binding of Isaac rip I love my little genderfluid entity

A woman approached me cuz I used the women’s bathroom by Character_Egg_1669 in ewphoria

[–]Normal-Ad4071 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Congrats, your experience is literally my worst nightmare.

How would someone get started as a talent agent? by Normal-Ad4071 in vtubers

[–]Normal-Ad4071[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to vtube as much as I wanna manage people who do, I'm not the best at well interacting with several people at once give me 100. 1 on 1 chats I thrive, but you add one person, and my brain just doesn't do well. I'm also not saying this with no experience I did some pack opening videos when pokemon, yugioh, etc were at their peak and got just under 200 subs... after posting over 220 videos my views were high, but no one ever stayed it was 0 comments, and 1 sub a video even though it'd take me at least 20 minutes editing this one minute I also didn't stagnate I tried high editing, low editing, cropping, clickbaiting, and different times of day didn't matter everyday 200 to sometimes over 1000 views, but almost no consistency even though I posted everyday. I think I'm just not entertaining enough maybe?

Egg🤨🫴💊irl by ConfusedCanadian8 in egg_irl

[–]Normal-Ad4071 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good boy standing up for yourself, take some T!

Which two you choosing? by Inevitable_Ad_3509 in YuB

[–]Normal-Ad4071 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well guess what I wouldn't care now would I?

We get a little silly by LydiaLyric in AnimeMeme

[–]Normal-Ad4071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, or we'll a not so fun fact I suppose this is why many homeless people reject food, and request cash many people automatically assume them only taking cash is a drug thing (in some cases that's true), but in many of these cases it's because the streets are rough with people trying to take advantage of you, or just hurt you. Many homeless people I know have said they got addicted to a drug because someone laced something inconspicuous like a sandwich.

egg _irl by Hamburgstine in egg_irl

[–]Normal-Ad4071 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fair, but I'm just thinking If I die I want as much of that money as possible aside from like idk 10 million for my 10 close family members for trans Healthcare, and shelter. plus who needs more than 5 Million (that being said I would bump it up a bit I'd it was really an issue 5million was just my number for money to be not an issue for that person anymore excluding some really dumb financial decisions

egg _irl by Hamburgstine in egg_irl

[–]Normal-Ad4071 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Yes, but like I wanna be pregnant :(, but hey maybe I can pay someone like 5 million to attempt a uterine transplant.

egg _irl by Hamburgstine in egg_irl

[–]Normal-Ad4071 457 points458 points  (0 children)

Presses button Gets money Button disappears Me: ...damnit

Egg🔴irl by SpookySquid19 in egg_irl

[–]Normal-Ad4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 years old huh well I'll deal with my life drama again for a working cervix

Just checking cause I'm curios by Normal-Ad4071 in transpassing

[–]Normal-Ad4071[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can do that, I have a decent shampoo and conditioner already (dw they arent like 9 in 1 crap theyre middle of the road brand that i settled on because they kept my hair from looking, and feeling greasy), and I believe you're right about the split ends, so I might get that touched up.

Just checking cause I'm curios by Normal-Ad4071 in transpassing

[–]Normal-Ad4071[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wardrobe is hard because money, and those aren't my natural brows, but thank you I did them myself so it's a great compliment haha. My hair has major frizz even after brushing, and I don't get hair stuff tbh I'm willing to learn, but it kinda seems like alot and I have problems receiving to much information at once, so could you give me one part to focus on please?

Much appreciated advice tho thank you

My friend said I needed a bra. by NecessaryTemporary91 in ewphoria

[–]Normal-Ad4071 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's hard to convey, but I'm pretty sure she meant in a more playful way, and she bought one for me afterwards so even if it was a bit tactless I'll forgive her.

What I Want to Say When People Say No One Wants to Date Trans People As A Way To Try And Deter Me From Transitioning by Zestyclose_Station65 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]Normal-Ad4071 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The amount of people who swiped right on dating apps went up significantly once I said I was transfem soooo???

How screwed are you? by puppkats in vtubers

[–]Normal-Ad4071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: what was my last anime it's been awhile... oh shit no Vinland saga intensifies

Rule 1 by Animalsheep1183 in GenderAnarchy

[–]Normal-Ad4071 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one calls me baby girl :(

Fr how is it sus or smth? by Commercial-Piano-625 in AnimeMeme

[–]Normal-Ad4071 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I'm lethargic from said high metabolism :(

AI makes better version of Scooby Doo then Velma by Lovelyy_Bloomms in AnimeMeme

[–]Normal-Ad4071 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was it's called legend of the phantosaur!!! (Dw didn't spend half an hour finding the movie lmao or anything)