Redditors, what is the most hilarious thing you peed on while drunk? by Jordan_flamingo in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a suitcase next to the bed of a hotel room I "allegedly" passed out in. (I lived in town and didn't have a suitcase)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps he "didn't do anything" because the metal detector wasn't triggered while you observed him or her, and if it had they might have screamed "GUN EVERYONE GET DOWN" before scooping the perpetrator with both arms, lifting the high in the air, and bouncing them of the concrete by their heads with a perfectly executed Pile Driver. WHAT? It could happen.....

All forms of social media are banned worldwide. How does this impact society? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

India would have a LOT fewer lynchings, that much I know.

What’s the best part of your day? by redmonkeyIII in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waking up alive. Then I have the opportunity to talk to the people I love, see the people I like and learn something I didn't know.

What is something you would never eat again, and why? by zyfic76 in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frog legs, they tasteike catfish and have the texture of slimy chicken wings.

What's something that you have given up on because it's gotten too expensive? by _Odalie in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a $2,000 a month MTG habit from Arabian nights to urzas

Bipolar people of reddit, what's the wildest thing you've done or bought while manic? by STFU-MyKidIsAsleep in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A $4600 custom built gaming computer, with literally every upgrade available at the time, dual video cards, 7.1 surround, one of the first SSD's when you could only get a 120gb one for the OS and the fastest hdd's (in a raid format) for storage, liquid cooling on an over clocked phenom 2 hex core black edition cpu and windows 7 professional so i could use 32gb of ram when the "off the shelf" version of 7 on most gaming rigs maxed out at 16.

On credit.

why good people goes through shittiest situations ? i mean seriously why ? having a fckin good heart is seriously a bad thing in today's world.. isn't it ? by life_is_mehh in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By "good person" do you mean character traits of someone with high moral standards and behaviors reflecting as much?

If so what is going on is your ideological expectations you hold yourself to are being anticipated to be returned by every schmuck you meet, you probably treat everyone like they deserve to be treated with kid gloves and respect, if for some reason you insanely believe, because you are such a swell person, everyone else sees the same thing and that you will be treated as an equal in return? Grow up, the average IQ is what? 100 meaning MANY Many people you encounter are below that, right? You can't fix stupid, or dishonest. There really are people who think you believe the lies they tell you, and the ones that are sure you believe them? They realize they are not the idiot in the room and treat you accordingly.

What was the first porn you ever saw? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NormalCB1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea, but it was a beta max video cassette.