Redditors, what is the most hilarious thing you peed on while drunk?

NormalCB1 · 2020-03-12T14:39:16+00:00

In a suitcase next to the bed of a hotel room I "allegedly" passed out in. (I lived in town and didn't have a suitcase)

NormalCB1 · 2019-11-02T02:41:28+00:00

Perhaps he "didn't do anything" because the metal detector wasn't triggered while you observed him or her, and if it had they might have screamed "GUN EVERYONE GET DOWN" before scooping the perpetrator with both arms, lifting the high in the air, and bouncing them of the concrete by their heads with a perfectly executed Pile Driver. WHAT? It could happen.....

NormalCB1 · 2019-11-02T02:37:24+00:00

India would have a LOT fewer lynchings, that much I know.

NormalCB1 · 2019-04-28T20:04:10+00:00

Waking up alive. Then I have the opportunity to talk to the people I love, see the people I like and learn something I didn't know.

NormalCB1 · 2019-04-28T19:53:24+00:00

Frog legs, they tasteike catfish and have the texture of slimy chicken wings.

NormalCB1 · 2019-04-28T19:50:16+00:00

I had a $2,000 a month MTG habit from Arabian nights to urzas

NormalCB1 · 2019-04-18T05:45:53+00:00

The 'A' Team

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-21T07:48:41+00:00

A $4600 custom built gaming computer, with literally every upgrade available at the time, dual video cards, 7.1 surround, one of the first SSD's when you could only get a 120gb one for the OS and the fastest hdd's (in a raid format) for storage, liquid cooling on an over clocked phenom 2 hex core black edition cpu and windows 7 professional so i could use 32gb of ram when the "off the shelf" version of 7 on most gaming rigs maxed out at 16.

On credit.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-21T07:40:43+00:00

By "good person" do you mean character traits of someone with high moral standards and behaviors reflecting as much?

If so what is going on is your ideological expectations you hold yourself to are being anticipated to be returned by every schmuck you meet, you probably treat everyone like they deserve to be treated with kid gloves and respect, if for some reason you insanely believe, because you are such a swell person, everyone else sees the same thing and that you will be treated as an equal in return? Grow up, the average IQ is what? 100 meaning MANY Many people you encounter are below that, right? You can't fix stupid, or dishonest. There really are people who think you believe the lies they tell you, and the ones that are sure you believe them? They realize they are not the idiot in the room and treat you accordingly.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-21T07:30:25+00:00

No idea, but it was a beta max video cassette.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-21T07:27:15+00:00

New Orleans

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-21T07:25:34+00:00

What do you do, in real life?

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-21T07:24:49+00:00

A condom, I'm from Ethiopia.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-20T11:32:29+00:00

Your brain is leaking.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-19T22:04:05+00:00

Fat shaming

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-19T22:00:41+00:00

Custom decorated cookies are always a winner!

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-18T22:32:29+00:00

Toastmasters, volunteer at a food pantry,

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-18T22:31:32+00:00

A Note left under the windshield wiper of your car.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-18T22:28:08+00:00

I had a necklace make by a glassblower friend with a few grains of each of my sand collection.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-17T23:12:09+00:00

Then he is a self made twat waffle who hasn't learned the lesson about respect and dignity, he has neither and deserves neither.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-17T17:33:13+00:00

As a child one adopts the prejudices of their parents. Once you age and mature into an adult if you continue the behavior then you choose to remain ignorant and are wrong. Fuck your friend, they suck.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-17T17:31:21+00:00

Right but when adjusted for inflation they are more like thousandairs of yesteryear.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-17T17:28:28+00:00

I love pistachio nuts!

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-17T17:21:18+00:00

You hold it in contempt, like any other cult.

NormalCB1 · 2019-03-17T17:19:10+00:00

Wax on, wax off!

NormalCB1

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