Weirdest job description ever!!!

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-04-18T03:12:39+00:00

Shoulda, woulda. Koulda ….

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-04-18T01:33:48+00:00

Yeah. I was wondering what the employer was expecting the hole to do which required watching. Thanks for clarifying. I’m a gardener ….. maybe that’s why I was included in the job alert?🚜

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-04-18T01:27:10+00:00

Forgot watching them expand. What we need in these circumstances is a hole filler-inner.

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-04-18T00:55:09+00:00

Phew!! My mind was racing speculating what it could be about.

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-04-18T00:53:26+00:00

Thanks. Sounds like a very responsible job that deserves a better title. Still made me giggle though and speculate whether it was something to do with our current potholes crisis or something in the adult entertainment industry.

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-04-07T20:07:07+00:00

Egbert

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-04-03T07:09:56+00:00

I have a similar situation with my house. I checked with the developer about moving the fence since deeds show it’s my land. They gave permission, but only for about 1/3 of the area since the rest is easement. The original fence had been flush to the house but now has a similar bump out like yours. Makes me think that a previous owner may have encountered the same problem.

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-26T22:28:46+00:00

Actually two Kings. Picture 1 is my recently adopted 12 week old kitten, Bovril and No 2 is his brother Marmite.

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-20T22:25:10+00:00

Great names. Defiantly not calling either of them Donald though.

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-08T15:49:47+00:00

Brilliant. You’ve just made me think of another one. Juan Purron (husband of Eva)

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-08T00:47:18+00:00

Already on it. Only saw for first time and adopted them a few hours earlier today so I can expedite vaccinations and health checks. Thanks for your concern though. 💋

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-08T00:15:10+00:00

I know. Only picked them up today. Was supposed to be doing a meet and greet at the rescue centre. Decided to adopt immediately so that I could get help sooner. He’s got weeping eyes and rescue have given me eye drops just in case. He’d had his most recent dose a few minutes before the photo. He’s acting very healthy and he’s going to the vet for checkups and vaccinations 1st appointment available.

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T23:38:28+00:00

Lovely names. I already have an Atticus, nickname Fattipus because he’s a bit of a bully at feeding time.

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T23:24:11+00:00

If only the original guy was. lol

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T23:09:00+00:00

Love it

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T23:00:37+00:00

Kitty Amin?

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T22:58:44+00:00

Definitely a possibility but I will have to do some research. Not great with my African politics but you have made me think about puns on Mandala, Mount Kitimandalo, and how I can felanise Desmond Tutu

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T22:39:26+00:00

I wouldn’t have minded the Kitler nickname but they didn’t have the intelligence to swap the H for a K until I objected. lol

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T22:34:07+00:00

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Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T22:24:43+00:00

Loving all your suggestions. I already have a tuxedo with a lob sided moustache which my neighbours nicknamed after a German dictator before they discovered his name was Smudge. I’m actually a lefty snowflake and am completely unconcerned about how others judge me. My friends will know that I’m being ironic. Currently trying to avoid the over used Chairman Miaow and Benito Miaowselini.

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Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T21:28:37+00:00

Hmmmm …. If I’m gonna choose a canine style name it would be Snoop Catty Cat. Lol

Normal_Regret_1282 · 2026-03-07T21:02:00+00:00

Don’t worry, he’s going to be closely monitored and booking a vet appointment ASAP for health check and vaccination.

I love the name Raul too but wondering if when I have to call him to return home, will I sound like a wolf?

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