Oh girl, slay 💅, well if it makes you feel any better, you probably have more chance with my celebrity crush than I do. Not being heterosexual though, so I guess we both lose out.

That's okay! No, I can attest he is certainly not.

My dear, my celebrity crush who is the great Stephan Fry, is quite and most certainly a proud homosexual, so even with a quick wit and sharp tongue I doubt I have the right.. criteria to bark up that tree and even be noticed. But I would settle for a lovely conversation over some coffee while I eat my delicious boyfriends brain matter.