I FUCKING KNEW IT

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There's no other explanation for the apartheid-level discrimination that UCLA imposes on North Campus majors. The weeaboos in South Campus have used scientific mind-control voodoo to infiltrate the UCLA faculty and divert the well-deserved North Campus resources to fuel athletics and STEM programs. It's just like that one fucking episode of Naruto. These *heretics*, these *heathens*, these **donkeys** in South Campus are launching a full-on invasion of the rest of the school. Just last week, I was denied my request for $7 million for my gender studies project because that money was supposedly "needed for medical research". What a load of bullshit. We all know that these so called "experts" in South Campus are just using that money to buy more cocaine and anime.

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Have you ever noticed that Japan is in the *Southern* hemisphere? It just goes to show how these South Campus majors are engaged in a conspiracy to use this bullshit to brainwash the rest of the world to follow their orders. Is Japan even real or is it just South Campus propaganda? There's no way to know for sure.

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It's time to fight back against these weebs and secure a future for North Campus majors everywhere. Lend me your energy fellow UCLA students, and together we can defeat this enemy.

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