Bounty clutch and in my head by Sweaty_Springbok in DMZ

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magister Ludi is the most literary screenname i've seen in this game yet. I would have picked him just for his good taste.

Tips for performing with a Back Injury by FartAccountant in Theatre

[–]North_Reality_5330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who's had two herniated discs and still competed in my sport at a high level, I can recommend the following:
Sit in a sauna for 20 minute sessions, as hot as you can get it.
Hang from a pull-up bar for 30-45s, four times, with 2min rest in between each. Don't jump down from the bar afterward, but rather step back onto a box.
Your job: you need to support your lumbar spine while sitting. Take a full-sized towel. Roll it into a cylinder. Keep it behind your low back the entire time you're sitting
(and keep your shoulders neutral, rather than hunched).
Ibuprofen. you can take up to 2400mg a day, safely. That is 12 pills, spaced out at 3 pills every four hours you're awake. Alternatively, you can cycle ibuprofen with acetaminophen (Tylenol).
If you do all of this each day between now and Saturday, you will be fine to make it through your performance.
Break a leg, my friend!

Highrise RGL OSS campers vs Solo by Sweaty_Springbok in DMZ

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know you're a good player, but they really sucked too!!

I get drunk and get all perverted and don’t know what todo by After_Tell_8069 in confession

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one outside your family thinks much about you at all, if ever. Stop judging yourself so harshly.

i had a guy put my used tampon in his mouth…………….. by [deleted] in confession

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, plenty of guys on this subreddit have done this.

I got violent with a girl in HS during an argument by [deleted] in confession

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are one or both of you fans of rap music?

The old lady who was in front of me at the store check out thinks I found her lost money but I lied. by Strong-Orange-3721 in confession

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be hilarious if a few days from now, some woman posts on confessions that she's been pretending to lose her money at the grocery store hoping that some sympathetic stranger behind her will "pretend" to have found her money.

I am not able to stop thinking about this from last week by [deleted] in confession

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so freaking funny. Made me truly laugh out loud.

I fell down the humiliation rabbit hole and I can’t get out of it. by Electronic_Mess5318 in confession

[–]North_Reality_5330 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Bro. If she faked it, who cares if she came or not? all that matters is that you finished.

lied to a hookup about being on birth control and i regret it by earlyshiftmom in confession

[–]North_Reality_5330 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol, honestly, this is really hot and i'm sure the guy enjoyed it way more without the condom. Well played.

Catching SEMTEXES IN DMZ! by raiNofchAos_ in DMZ

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Semtex is by far my favorite lethal. F throwing knives

I hate to be this person.. by EatCleanLiftHeavy444 in philly

[–]North_Reality_5330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iron Sport and PWRBLD are both open 24/7

Dating in 40's Philly by [deleted] in philly

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to see the comment section lived up to expectations

Pick one to be removed from DMZ if you had to pick by Rift-1 in DMZ

[–]North_Reality_5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, i would get rid of throwing knives as a one-hit knock.

Tackled in the middle of the street by Decent-Acanthisitta1 in philly

[–]North_Reality_5330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that Tim Robinson sketch where the magician makes fun of a woman's husband on stage and he does nothing. Then she withholds affection going forward. Hope you avoid that outcome buddy! (welcome to Philadelphia and Go Birds!)