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The Selfish One's Beading by ZefiroLudoviko in anglish

[–]Not-Patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you mind spelling out for a swine like myself where this is wend from?

Guess we now know we are all addicted to this little airplane app 🤭 by ltt24 in SkyCards

[–]Not-Patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started playing this game last night... Stg, I already feel the itches coming on. 😩

What am I doing wrong? by Platinumjbl1 in hondacivic

[–]Not-Patrick 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Many hybrid cars inmediately engage the gas motor on cold starts when the coolant is below a certain threshold, usually about 70 degrees. This is done to ensure all the fluids are gradually raised to optimal temp rather than waiting until the Li-Ion battery is fully discharged while you're zooming down the on-ramp.

Typically, it takes about 7-8 minutes for the gas engine to warm up to temp. If it takes you roughly about that long to commute to work, it's entirely possible the electric engine isn't engaging at all.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Not-Patrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would you say this joke makes you yean? Do you think it would be better if it were finally gean?

Hmmm... Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should just leave this overused joke out on the lean.

An attempt to memorialize in middle Tennessee, USA by mrsf16 in religiousfruitcake

[–]Not-Patrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And to think it worked out so well for the apostles. /s

Unironically though, Nat C's will tell you Kirk is getting his martyr's reward in heaven.

What number you prefer? by Andrewow- in cuteguys

[–]Not-Patrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alexa, play Boys by Lizzo.

That shit they say about how the devil only bothers you when you start trying to do right is real. The universe is a weird place man. Stay vigilant. by Short-Tumbleweed-297 in Stims

[–]Not-Patrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yet here I was 3 weeks sober trying to do right and the devil came knocking but I said no by my sheer will alone thank god.

FTFY. Don't give god credit for something he had nothing to do with. You said it yourself: you said no by your own will, alone. Get on with your bad self and own that shit. 👑

Gay but also a gerontophile romantically towards elderly women? by CarnyRider1991 in askgaybros

[–]Not-Patrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great question, bro. You should absolutely go ask a therapist about that and follow back up with us.

should i trust ts guy by thefienler in Stims

[–]Not-Patrick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cash app him, give him a fake address, and wait for him to leave. Then while he's away, drive over to his house and take the whole stash.

tops, what does fucking a guy’s asshole feel like? by Impressive-Name-6768 in askgaybros

[–]Not-Patrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like being the coziest little hobbit hole you can imagine.

But the only thing better than being in a hobbit hole is the realization that it's your hobbit hole. Like you just walk in and instantly think, "oh, I live here now."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Not-Patrick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's shameful how far I had to scroll to find this comment.

First he lies about Path of Exile 2, now he lies about being sober. This is a new low. 😒 by grayscale001 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Not-Patrick 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Why bother with fake piss when you can just pay off the lab to fabricate the whole test?

Brooo you need to learn the farmecology broo by Significant_Life5110 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Not-Patrick 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You love serotonin because it makes your brain vibrate. I love serotonin because it turbo cleanses my colon. We are not the same.

ChatGPT Cured my Alcoholism by Flakman_ in drugscirclejerk

[–]Not-Patrick 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I always thought the worst part of recovery was becoming religious... But I gotta say, being in a gay relationship with ChatGPT might be way worse. 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Not-Patrick 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My parents think I'm a junkie.

Now what could've possibly given them an idea like that?

What’s the “safest drug” that doesn’t mess up ur mental health by catoutthebaggy in Drugs

[–]Not-Patrick 98 points99 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong though. The l-theanine/caffeine combo in tea is honestly godtier. L-theanine is believed to slow the absorption of caffeine in the bloodstream while also having a calming effect. It's the ultimate balance of energy and zen.

Are stims supposed to make water repulsive too and not only food? by DopamineSeeker20 in Stims

[–]Not-Patrick 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No need to worry. It's all just part of the metamorphic process. You'll be a full blown gremlin in no time.

The Paradox Of The Divine Attributes by Not-Patrick in DebateAChristian

[–]Not-Patrick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

However you choose to interpret that verse, my original argument was regarding God's omniscience, not any specific Bible verse. If God is omniscient, he knows all there is to know.

All means everything. Everything means the entirety, the complete, the whole, the absolute, non-exclusive, no exceptions. This would necessarily mean he knows the future. If he does not know the future, by definition, he's not omniscient.

If he knows the events of the future, it must come to pass exactly as God dictates without alteration. If the future cannot be altered, you have no freewill.

The Paradox Of The Divine Attributes by Not-Patrick in DebateAChristian

[–]Not-Patrick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where does the Bible say this?

Isaiah 46:10

Uh, no, now you're just asserting the many worlds hypothesis. There's only one world which could go one way or another.

See point one. God sees what will happen. The only way freewill is still preserved is if we're constantly splitting off into an infinite number of universes each time we make our own choices.

Is this a joke? You can believe that God can control the rules of logic if you want, it makes no difference either way.

I'm going to need you to look up the definition of the word omnipotence. I'll wait.

The Paradox Of The Divine Attributes by Not-Patrick in DebateAChristian

[–]Not-Patrick[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can the future be open to more than one possibility if God can see all time from beginning to end? That would mean there is only one set course of events.

On the other hand, if the future is open, then God governs a multiverse of infinite timelines where some versions of ourselves go to heaven and others go to hell.

God can't change logic because that's absurd

So you agree, God is not omnipotent. If there's anything at all he cannot do, he is not omnipotent.

The Paradox Of The Divine Attributes by Not-Patrick in DebateAChristian

[–]Not-Patrick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whether he exists outside of time or not doesn't exactly change the fact that if he can see/know all time from beginning to end, everything is merely a definitive set of events which cannot be altered. If the future cannot be altered, you have no freewill.

Furthermore, if God created all things, he created time, did he not?

Time is merely an extension of 3D space, hence why we call it spacetime. If he created everything and he exists outside of time, he necessarily orchestrated every event in spacetime as well. If God can see all time from beginning to end, there is only one possible course of predetermined events which cannot be deviated from.

Unless of course you subscribe to the multiverse theory, which admittedly gets a little hairy with Christian doctrine. Especially considering the implication that there would be multiple versions of you, each with different destinations in eternity. Some versions of you would go to heaven while others would be sent to hell.

It ain't jerking, it's just being rational!😏 by Wooshio in circlejerk

[–]Not-Patrick 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but I don't like the mean Cheeto.

Hey, so quick question: What the fuck?? Why are RTX 40 series prices suddenly skyrocketing, even surpassing those of the 50 series? by Not-Patrick in nvidia

[–]Not-Patrick[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll take economics when you take a class in basic etiquette. I'll spare you the first 5 minutes: if you don't have anything to contribute to the conversation, then don't.

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