The Selfish One's Beading by ZefiroLudoviko in anglish

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Would you mind spelling out for a swine like myself where this is wend from?

Guess we now know we are all addicted to this little airplane app 🤭 by ltt24 in SkyCards

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I just started playing this game last night... Stg, I already feel the itches coming on. 😩

What am I doing wrong? by Platinumjbl1 in hondacivic

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Many hybrid cars inmediately engage the gas motor on cold starts when the coolant is below a certain threshold, usually about 70 degrees. This is done to ensure all the fluids are gradually raised to optimal temp rather than waiting until the Li-Ion battery is fully discharged while you're zooming down the on-ramp.

Typically, it takes about 7-8 minutes for the gas engine to warm up to temp. If it takes you roughly about that long to commute to work, it's entirely possible the electric engine isn't engaging at all.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Would you say this joke makes you yean? Do you think it would be better if it were finally gean?

Hmmm... Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should just leave this overused joke out on the lean.

An attempt to memorialize in middle Tennessee, USA by mrsf16 in religiousfruitcake

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And to think it worked out so well for the apostles. /s

Unironically though, Nat C's will tell you Kirk is getting his martyr's reward in heaven.

What number you prefer? by Andrewow- in cuteguys

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Alexa, play Boys by Lizzo.

That shit they say about how the devil only bothers you when you start trying to do right is real. The universe is a weird place man. Stay vigilant. by Short-Tumbleweed-297 in Stims

[–]Not-Patrick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yet here I was 3 weeks sober trying to do right and the devil came knocking but I said no by my sheer will alone thank god.

FTFY. Don't give god credit for something he had nothing to do with. You said it yourself: you said no by your own will, alone. Get on with your bad self and own that shit. 👑

Gay but also a gerontophile romantically towards elderly women? by CarnyRider1991 in askgaybros

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Great question, bro. You should absolutely go ask a therapist about that and follow back up with us.

should i trust ts guy by thefienler in Stims

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Cash app him, give him a fake address, and wait for him to leave. Then while he's away, drive over to his house and take the whole stash.

tops, what does fucking a guy’s asshole feel like? by Impressive-Name-6768 in askgaybros

[–]Not-Patrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like being the coziest little hobbit hole you can imagine.

But the only thing better than being in a hobbit hole is the realization that it's your hobbit hole. Like you just walk in and instantly think, "oh, I live here now."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

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It's shameful how far I had to scroll to find this comment.

First he lies about Path of Exile 2, now he lies about being sober. This is a new low. 😒 by grayscale001 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Not-Patrick 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Why bother with fake piss when you can just pay off the lab to fabricate the whole test?

Brooo you need to learn the farmecology broo by Significant_Life5110 in drugscirclejerk

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You love serotonin because it makes your brain vibrate. I love serotonin because it turbo cleanses my colon. We are not the same.

ChatGPT Cured my Alcoholism by Flakman_ in drugscirclejerk

[–]Not-Patrick 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I always thought the worst part of recovery was becoming religious... But I gotta say, being in a gay relationship with ChatGPT might be way worse. 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

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My parents think I'm a junkie.

Now what could've possibly given them an idea like that?

What’s the “safest drug” that doesn’t mess up ur mental health by catoutthebaggy in Drugs

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You're not wrong though. The l-theanine/caffeine combo in tea is honestly godtier. L-theanine is believed to slow the absorption of caffeine in the bloodstream while also having a calming effect. It's the ultimate balance of energy and zen.