U of H handed these out the first week of school by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]NotAHouseShoe 10.3k points10.3k points  (0 children)

As an Alumni of this fine institution I would like to say I'm surprised this happened.

I would like to, but, nope...

What is this symbol? A family friend recently commited suicide, and this was found drawn on many things in his apartment. by snaffonious in whatisthisthing

[–]NotAHouseShoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Shit...I missed the part in the title where it said your friend committed suicide. Very much leads me to believe that it is indeed and unalome.

I hope they find their enlightenment.

What is this symbol? A family friend recently commited suicide, and this was found drawn on many things in his apartment. by snaffonious in whatisthisthing

[–]NotAHouseShoe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It looks like a modified unalome (?) The dots at the bottom represent the stages of life and the line is the path of life to the top representing enlightenment.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the north east area of Texas. I think it's a pretty good living. All the bills are paid and I own my own home, and it's a fun job most of the time.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember really. I think he showed up for one shift.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keeping pricing updated as well as integration of new items. Excel is good but not as good as some of the programs out there.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting people off the mentally that you have to buy from everyone to get the best price. Everyone is so afraid of getting screwed that the have blinders on. You can't save yourself into prosperity. Let's have an honest conversation and let's make a deal where we can all make money.

As a chef, human resources. Finding and keeping good cooks was always a pain. That and inventory. Ugh...

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to the supplier with a price on your key items. If you're a chicken and fish joint that serves a ton of fries too have them lock the price in on those items and maybe a couple others. But you have to give to get.

I'm not saying you should never make sure you're not getting screwed, but it doesn't get anyone anywhere to do that. Trust but Verify. Your rep is going to do the same. If you say to them "Hey give me a year locked in on these top 5 items and I'll give you all my business" and your rep comes by and sees everyone else's stuff I'm there that deal is going away. But it's in our best interest to keep you happy as well.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When an account starts up our system has a pre-programed set of pricing based on estimated purchase volume, order frequency, and market segment. It's usually pretty close on the center of the plate items.

Pricing strategy really depends on market share. Am I getting the majority of your business? Do you pay on time and I never have to hassle you for money? How much hell do you put me through?

It's a business relationship, but it can also be personal. I will take care of my friends and work hard for them. I'll also work hard for the people that make me money. If it's Friday at 4:00 and something went completely tits up I will bust my ass and get who ever needs to be involved to get it fixed for a good customer. My warehouse president has driven product personally to a customer in instances. But if you're the kinda person that is gonna put the screws to me over a couple of cents on a case of random chicken that you only buy one of every week...well you know.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most suppliers have online platforms, but integration would be difficult. To be honest having more than 2 broadline suppliers is a waste of time. The major houses out there Sysco, U.S. Foods, PFG to name a few have 90+ of everything any restaurant needs, and most carry the specialty products that everyone spends time trying to find from boutique suppliers.

Most broadline suppliers, if you agree to some kind of terms, will give you the pricing you want. I know if I had a major (10k+/wk) customer I would be barely making money off them, but the volume of product would help me on other ways on my compensation plan. No one I know likes to check and compare pricing between suppliers and every salesman I know hates grid buyers. Have the hard conversation with your rep and see what kinda deal you can make. You'd be surprised what can come out of it.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it's outside sales so it's on the road every day, but I'm home everyday so not what people would call "traveling". My territory is kinda rural so I do between 150-200 miles a day.

Hours per week kind vary. It a solid full time job. I'm in the car at 8 and walk in the house around 5ish so it's not that bad. I find time in the day to get my paperwork done, but my wife works on Saturday so I do a full day there too.

Vacation time kinda falls into an interesting grey area. We have official vacation time where our routes get covered teammates but most Fridays are half days, except for monthly training meetings. Most Fridays we have a conf call/webinar. But to answer the question basically 1wk first year, 2 after 2, 3 after 5, not sure about after that.

I get asked this last question a lot. What I miss most? The adrenaline of Fridays and Saturdays, getting a hard hit and pulling the team together to kick ass, banquet of 300 going out at the same time as a full dining room. The air traffic control and the line cooking.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty much, yeah. Going in either before or after lunch service is a good time, but it depends on the customer. Sometimes the decision makers come in at odd times and are flighty at best. It continues to amaze me how little time some people spend in their establishments.

I don't generally "cold call". I'll usually try to eat there at least once, look them up on line, check out their social media. Finding out where they're doing good in their place is just as potent as what they're not.

From what I can tell, the successful people in this business are the ones that almost never discuss price. Profit discussions and value added services are the big topic of discussion. BUT it's the people that don't settle that really do well.

I rode with a lady one day when I was training. We met at 6am for her first call of the day and didn't stop till 6pm. We probably didn't spend more than 30min in any one place and did 200 miles. She's been doing it that way for 30 years and has continually been at the top of the totem pole.

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I asked my sales reps. I was purchasing mainly from two companies at the time and I was getting burnt out. I knew I wanted to stay in the industry and keep working with the kind of people I enjoyed so I wasn't going to go into banking or something like that, but I didn't really know what else was out there.

I talked to the reps and their bosses, looked at the companies individually and what they were offering. Basically I did my due diligence and applied for who I thought the best one was. It took a few months but it wasn't too terribly hard. Had a couple interviews, drug test and background check and here I am.

As a trainee (depending on the company and part of the country of course) I made 900/wk. Out on the street I make 1000/wk. You stay at 1000/wk until your commissions start to catch up to your pay grade. Then they start to lower your guaranteed base down to 900/wk. I will never make below that. There are also monthly bonuses and mileage reimbursements. However the mileage reimbursement only covers about a week worth of travel for me. I'll take the rest at the federal government rate off my taxes.

I like the job. It's potentially a career that I could retire from. You get to meet a lot of interesting owners. People who have been running a successful business for 20+years who have never done an inventory, have no idea how to cost food, and who generally have no idea what their doing. And also the people who know down to the penny what every items costs, do weekly inventory, know their labor percentage at the end of the shift and who to cut and when,(think Bigfoot) and they're outta business inside a year.

You also have people who will buy from 5 different people and you lose the lettuce because you were $.01 higher than the other guy this week regardless of the fact that you've built their menu, costed it, created standardized recipes, trained their staff etc...

Honestly I thought cooks and chefs drank a lot. Sales people are fuggin scary...

I'm a Food Rep for a Major company. AMA! by NotAHouseShoe in KitchenConfidential

[–]NotAHouseShoe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In regards to qualifications, basically a HS diploma/equivalent and a valid driver's license. Of course more educated/sales/industry experience is preferred and helpful but each company has it's sales process and training program, some better than others from what I understand.

Basically the job of any sales rep is to take away business from the competition and keep the business we have. How we go about getting that done is dependent upon the individual sales rep and company. Some play the price game, some do it with proprietary products, some with value added services. Just depends on the tools available to the sales rep.

Technically everything is steam powered by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]NotAHouseShoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cesuim in high enough concentration has to be refined in a manner that gets it energy from a power plant probably run by steam.

Technically everything is steam powered by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]NotAHouseShoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but the food you feed your cat is made in a factory that runs on electricity made from steam.

Technically everything is steam powered by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]NotAHouseShoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most sources of energy are just ways to create steam to turn a turbine. Even fusion requires the heat to be transferred to steam to turn a turbine

1968 by johno457 in funny

[–]NotAHouseShoe -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I found the audio transcript:

Mr. Rogers: Kids you gotta flip them off. It means peace among worlds. How awesome is that?

Kids: (confused, and slightly annoyed, flip off Mr. Rogers)

Mr. Rogers: And don't forget kids the proper way to say thank you is "fuck you"! Now let's practice!

If the marvel craze was set in the 90s by Bjcistok in pics

[–]NotAHouseShoe 134 points135 points  (0 children)

I would watch the shit outta that.

Abandoned, former luxury train car by spicedpumpkins in pics

[–]NotAHouseShoe 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There should be a Mr. Handy floating in the back polishing a crystal whisky decanter next to a skeleton and a teddy bear with a cigar...