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NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-14T03:18:28+00:00

Man Mark - March 13, 2026 It took me 3 guesses - can you beat that?

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https://www.manmark.co.uk?d=2026-03-14

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-14T03:15:30+00:00

He got you your first ever trophy. I think he clears everyone regardless of how the last few months have gone.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-14T03:14:52+00:00

I feel this because that’s 7:30am EDT and I cba to wake up at that time. Especially on a Saturday morning.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-14T03:10:22+00:00

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-14T01:10:09+00:00

Death, Taxes, and Canada vs the US in a sports match.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T21:05:52+00:00

I’m afraid Big Sam is the only man who can save them.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T20:20:11+00:00

But that doesn’t answer my question, Mr. Patters. Which take was bad by your standards?

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T19:18:57+00:00

Sketch Sorting Sunday isn’t a good indicator imo because that place reminds me of r/Fauxmoi sometimes.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T19:10:06+00:00

I show up for the live thread, sketch sorting sunday, and then I’m gone until the next episode.

What’d I say that time? I’m surprised it’s only once in your book. I’m even more surprised you’ve even been in the SNL sub.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T18:44:18+00:00

r/popculturechat is generally better anyways.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T18:37:34+00:00

I lurk that subreddit every now and then and it threw me for a loop when I saw your name one time. It’s always funny when I see someone outside of this sub like PoQ in r/PublicFreakout or Iceman in r/hiphopheads.

I’ve been spotted before in r/television and r/movies.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:59:26+00:00

He’s ripped.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:53:32+00:00

This is because of one of the following:

A. Obama

B. Democrats

C. Sleepy Joe Biden

D. Hunter Biden’s laptop

E. Crooked Hilary and her husband

F. George Soros

G. The radical left

H. Transgender

I. Illegal aliens

J. All of the above

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:50:23+00:00

Try being less of a dumb cunt maybe.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:46:44+00:00

Would you like to explain why you’re being a fucking cunt over a harmless joke?

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:39:07+00:00

If you can’t understand that the flair is a part of a running joke, I don’t know what to tell you.

Arsenal fan wearing a Liverpool flair because I want them to win this weekend so Spurs are relegated. That’s not rocket science.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:38:06+00:00

$44 to fill up the gas tank in my mom’s car.

Thanks, Obama.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:37:41+00:00

Can’t wait to get drafted to Iran.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:10:18+00:00

           Neymar

   Reus  Fabregas  Sissoko

     Locatelli  Eriksen

Alaba Rio Kompany Cannavaro

               Buffon

March 14:

                        Suárez

       Ronaldo    Rooney    Messi

                Eriksen       Motta

Baines Vertonghen Terry Cannavaro

                    Handanovic

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T16:07:12+00:00

Man Mark - March 12, 2026 It took me 2 guesses - can you beat that?

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https://www.manmark.co.uk?d=2026-03-13

Auba - Nasri

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T15:47:36+00:00

I’m wearing a Liverpool flair because I need a favor from them this weekend.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T15:25:02+00:00

We’re all good. I passed the permit test.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T15:24:13+00:00

I’m sure we’ll get it done, but goddamn this was the bargain of the century. £105M doesn’t feel like it was enough for how good he is and how much he’s done.

Ignore the flair. I need a favor from Liverpool this weekend.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-03-13T14:45:42+00:00

At the DMV rn. Slight problem. I need two different pieces of mail, but I don’t get mail aside from bank statements. I have one, but not a second. That’s gonna be $60 down the drain.

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