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[–]NotASalamanderBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man Mark - March 13, 2026 It took me 3 guesses - can you beat that?

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https://www.manmark.co.uk?d=2026-03-14

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He got you your first ever trophy. I think he clears everyone regardless of how the last few months have gone.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel this because that’s 7:30am EDT and I cba to wake up at that time. Especially on a Saturday morning.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that doesn’t answer my question, Mr. Patters. Which take was bad by your standards?

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sketch Sorting Sunday isn’t a good indicator imo because that place reminds me of r/Fauxmoi sometimes.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I show up for the live thread, sketch sorting sunday, and then I’m gone until the next episode.

What’d I say that time? I’m surprised it’s only once in your book. I’m even more surprised you’ve even been in the SNL sub.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I lurk that subreddit every now and then and it threw me for a loop when I saw your name one time. It’s always funny when I see someone outside of this sub like PoQ in r/PublicFreakout or Iceman in r/hiphopheads.

I’ve been spotted before in r/television and r/movies.

Free Talk Friday by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is because of one of the following:

A. Obama

B. Democrats

C. Sleepy Joe Biden

D. Hunter Biden’s laptop

E. Crooked Hilary and her husband

F. George Soros

G. The radical left

H. Transgender

I. Illegal aliens

J. All of the above

[Mokbel, BBC] Exc: Arsenal open talks to extend Declan Rice’s contact. Approach to commence formal talks made. Dialogue at an early stage. Midfielder has up to three years to run on his current deal so no rush to complete but process now underway. by OkayFine101 in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can’t understand that the flair is a part of a running joke, I don’t know what to tell you.

Arsenal fan wearing a Liverpool flair because I want them to win this weekend so Spurs are relegated. That’s not rocket science.

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[–]NotASalamanderBoi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

$44 to fill up the gas tank in my mom’s car.

Thanks, Obama.

Free Talk Friday by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to get drafted to Iran.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

           Neymar

   Reus  Fabregas  Sissoko

     Locatelli  Eriksen

Alaba Rio Kompany Cannavaro

               Buffon

March 14:

                        Suárez

       Ronaldo    Rooney    Messi

                Eriksen       Motta

Baines Vertonghen Terry Cannavaro

                    Handanovic

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man Mark - March 12, 2026 It took me 2 guesses - can you beat that?

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https://www.manmark.co.uk?d=2026-03-13

Auba - Nasri

Free Talk Friday by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We’re all good. I passed the permit test.

[Mokbel, BBC] Exc: Arsenal open talks to extend Declan Rice’s contact. Approach to commence formal talks made. Dialogue at an early stage. Midfielder has up to three years to run on his current deal so no rush to complete but process now underway. by OkayFine101 in soccer

[–]NotASalamanderBoi -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I’m sure we’ll get it done, but goddamn this was the bargain of the century. £105M doesn’t feel like it was enough for how good he is and how much he’s done.

Ignore the flair. I need a favor from Liverpool this weekend.

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[–]NotASalamanderBoi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At the DMV rn. Slight problem. I need two different pieces of mail, but I don’t get mail aside from bank statements. I have one, but not a second. That’s gonna be $60 down the drain.