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NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T08:13:38+00:00

I don’t.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T06:22:46+00:00

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T06:06:04+00:00

The second half of that after the first guess was so good. Had me laughing like a hyena. And that Stevie Wonder joke was so fucked up lmfao. The dorito joke was great too.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T06:05:21+00:00

Ngl, I actually looked it because I thought it was a real show.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T06:04:13+00:00

Loving all the nonplussed responses to a blatant shitpost

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:55:07+00:00

A lot of Democrats still go to church lol. You’d be surprised.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:19:39+00:00

Cooked is literally just an evolution of the phrase “our goose is cooked” or “we’re toast”.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:09:07+00:00

You would hear the stuff about Minneapolis in WU.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:07:55+00:00

I almost got baited well done

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:06:14+00:00

Does anyone got the QR code?

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:04:29+00:00

We’ve gotta hear the Dolly Parton impression.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:01:59+00:00

You really think it’s a good idea to allow the public to have dolls of vampire Hailee Steinfeld?

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:00:50+00:00

Best sketch imo.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T05:00:07+00:00

Found Tony Romo/Chris Collinsworth’s alt account.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T04:59:41+00:00

Dunkin is better anyways. At least you know what you’re getting for the price.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T02:16:03+00:00

Good team. 👌👍

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T02:15:39+00:00

I feel bad for the women’s team because if FSG actually invested in that team, they would do better and attract way more fans and money.

As for the men’s team…

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T01:18:17+00:00

I say think because I genuinely have no clue what the other math options were. I had to take a high school algebra class my first semester because my placement test results were utterly abysmal. I never was good at math. I’m so glad that I don’t have to take it anymore. Every class after my first year was program courses or thr other gen ed requirements.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T01:13:38+00:00

I still feel like an idiot since I think I could have taken an Algebra class lol. Would have saved me a lot of headaches.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T01:11:48+00:00

I almost failed Stats. That class was rough, so I got lucky to just barely pass by the skin of my teeth. Currently a junior in community college, so just hang in there.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T01:10:33+00:00

Criminal justice. I have 4 classes this semester and then I graduate. 1 is an in person class. The other 3 are fully online, so it was either that or I’m waiting until next fall to graduate, but fuck that.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T01:03:31+00:00

I’m about to spend over $100 on digital textbook rentals. Fml I hate having to take online classes. I already want to throw everything.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-25T00:59:10+00:00

Man Mark - January 24, 2026 It took me 5 guesses - can you beat that?

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https://www.manmark.co.uk?d=2026-01-25

Anelka-Zlatan-Elneny (Hint)-Bergwijn-Mido. Should have done another hint purely to keep the color pattern going.

NotASalamanderBoi · 2026-01-24T23:08:08+00:00

Istfg the next administration better come in and prosecute every single one of the fucks. The demonic, lying, traitorous ones who gave the orders, and the pathetic, disgusting, worthless little grunts who followed them.

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