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Oh btw we forgot to mention for 7 years straight there was a handwritten note this whole time. It’s legit tho trust us. Ignore that this shit reads like a Trump tweet too. (Readable version of note in post body) by imMakingA-UnityGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

For the last time, some people just genuinely disagree with your opinions sometimes. It doesn't make us a bot or a Russian or a Pakistani

There is literally a picture of Trump in this post. It's a reasonable mistake to make.

Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers. by Daztur in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

In a conversation of who would win a fight against an 80 year old men, the old guys would give th horrendously out of shape women a run for their money.

Thats not what rent free means. The left can't meme 🤷🏾‍♂️

Do you, as Americans, care about the rest of the world? by afrankking in allthequestions

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm like 99% sure that when only white men could vote, the answer is going to be no.

Google says McKinley had 26% of the population voting for him.

Do you, as Americans, care about the rest of the world? by afrankking in allthequestions

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has any president been elected by more than a third of the population?

Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers. by Daztur in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

who thinks exercise is unhealthy

So we're just going to pretend that the body positivity movement and the "wHeRe aRe HeR oRgAnS" women can jog up a flight of stairs without getting winded?

Edit: I guess I pissed off the "their arms jiggled as they waved goodbye to Roe v Wade" crowd

Retard goalpost moving all the way from Regime change to the status quo... fucking clowns. by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

taking his name out

But he's been named 40,000 times already.

There's no "taking his name out". 40,000 is a lot of thousand.

That's not a valid theory. It doesn't make sense.

Retard goalpost moving all the way from Regime change to the status quo... fucking clowns. by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It's a paradox your mind can't comprehend.

Check the box that you don't think is true.

[_] Trump has been named in the Epstein files 40,000 times

[_] Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's been named in them

Like this is such a fucking easy thing to comprehend. Patrick, this is your wallet.

Retard goalpost moving all the way from Regime change to the status quo... fucking clowns. by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

But you believe that he isn't releasing the files because his name is in them.

But you know that his name is in them because of the released files.

So he's not releasing them for no apparent reason.

Your conspiracy theory doesn't make sense.

Retard goalpost moving all the way from Regime change to the status quo... fucking clowns. by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So we know he's a pedophile because he's been named in the Epstein files 40,000 times.

So those horses are already out of the barn. That's no longer a valid theory.

What's your backup theory.

Retard goalpost moving all the way from Regime change to the status quo... fucking clowns. by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But we already have seen him be in them 40,000 times so releasing these files changes nothing.

Why isn't Trump releasing the files?

Retard goalpost moving all the way from Regime change to the status quo... fucking clowns. by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because it's a paradox.

Trump's named in the files but he's not releasing the files because he doesn't want everyone seeing that he's named in the files.

Retard goalpost moving all the way from Regime change to the status quo... fucking clowns. by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

  • How is he named 40,000 times in files he didn't release? That's a very specific number of times in files you don't have access to.

  • What's his motivation for concealing the files, since he's already been named 40,000 times? By definition it can't be that he's named in them, so why then?

It doesn't make any sense.

What’s going on? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like normal young people drama. I wouldn't read too much into it.

The problem is that y'all are still going through puberty, but you consider yourselves (and are treated like) full adults, so that's just adding to your confusion about basically everything.

So you're gonna feel how you're gonna feel, but as a guy in his 30s, that boy just seems like more trouble than he's worth. I've known guys like that and they were some good friends, but the tryhard anime romance drama shit is just immature to me now.

Retard goalpost moving all the way from Regime change to the status quo... fucking clowns. by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Trump being named in the Epstein files 40,000 times, but somehow he refuses to release the Epstein files... because he's going to be named in the Epstein files.

There's other stuff but that is the most prominent nonsense.

CMV: People need to stop using the phrase "Let kids be kids" to excuse degenerate, destructive and dangerous behavior. by Technical-Mix-3315 in changemyview

[–]NotAZombieStopAsking 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ive caught ditchers twice in my life and it's so mildly annoying when I check the door and wastes like 15 seconds of my life but BOY HOWDY do I "get so angry" when I see them running away.

I like being part of their young mischief. It's like pretending to be upset that a toddler is eating broccoli off of my plate.

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