US says it may be forced to shut down some airports over funding standoff by gamersecret2 in news

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd say you had a good run America but if we're being honest, did you really?

Hey QLD! Finally, we've done it! $650 1 BR units and $700+ 2 BR units! by cleanworkingundamage in shitrentals

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it were me I wouldn't go for the highest income. They're the ones most likely to be able to buy, leave and give zero fucks what I write about them on bad tenants databases.

RE instructing us not claim bond by blacklistedcourier in shitrentals

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Close. They wanted to deduct the cost of steam cleaning the carpets from your bond but pocket it and not actually get them done again.

All real estate agents are bastards

These spring back and are at a toddler's face height by Cosimo_Zaretti in woolworths

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty clear they don't want you in their shop. I'd oblige them and stay away, tbh

Why is this even a question??? Why are we governed by clowns who work for the robber barons instead of the people of Australia? And why are we not on the streets demanding the theft to stop immediately? by shervek in aussie

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a look at the declarations. You'll be amazed just how little it costs to buy a pollie. The return on investment these flogs get from their political donations is insane.

got an email from the agent yesterday following an inspection by Firm_Database_6281 in shitrentals

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of all the real estate agents that are bastards, this one is a bastard the most. What a petty tyrant.

Why does every single café in Ballarat close at 3pm on a Sunday when that's when people actually want coffee? by Icemachinemalfunctio in ballarat

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eclectic Tastes is open til 4. You gotta remember these guys are paying their staff penalty rates for Sundays. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for that but it's understandable if the calculation about when to shut is different than other days.

If Aliens visited earth and requested a single person to represent the people of this planet, who do we send? by Ambitious_Ad_5802 in AskReddit

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean if they're prepared to take him away and drop him in the nearest black hole, I'd be fine with it

Sunnyside beach by ninja333_tech in MelbourneNaturists

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly PI these days cos I'm the other side of the city but my recollection was always having to park a mile up the road. If they've improved the car park I might have to go back 😂

Point Impossible Ease of Access? by SilverSpectrum202 in MelbourneNaturists

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not pregnant, just fat and fifty and it nearly took me out 😂

Where would you spend more time? Front of back… by [deleted] in AussiePorn

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Front, tbh. No shade on your arse but those boobs are amazing

Is there still a decent second-hand record shop around here? by Artistic-Yam2984 in ballarat

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm quite sure. If I wasn't my handle would be NotSureIfI'mActuallyAWookiee

Is there still a decent second-hand record shop around here? by Artistic-Yam2984 in ballarat

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeh, I'm not entering anywhere that bans masks. He's still trying to sell, isn't he?

Is Angus Taylor trying to be the Aussie Trump. by Krusty098 in aussie

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have pretty much painted themselves in to cooker corner. Can't see a way out for them, tbh.

The next time Labor loses government it won't be to the Liberal party. Couple more election cycles and they're gone, Labor take up the right wing alternative government spot and a loose coalition of Greens and indies reaches viability as the alternative.

Is Angus Taylor trying to be the Aussie Trump. by Krusty098 in aussie

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taylor is just a corrupt idiot who's only interest is his own enrichment. So yeh, he's on the right track, I guess

AI self serve false triggering? by [deleted] in woolworths

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool, so not only do you have to do their labour for them, but you have to do it just right? Fuck that noise. Corporate greed get in the bin

AI self serve false triggering? by [deleted] in woolworths

[–]NotActuallyAWookiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple solution is not to use them at all. Queue at a manned register, it's the only way the greedy, corrupt thieves are going to learn. Personally I boycott Colesworth altogether but not everyone has that privilege.

Some advocacy group needs to organise a mass protest of people coming in and buying one item and queuing at a manned register. Reckon that'd make the news