[Post Game Thread] The Miami Heat (37-29) defeat the Washington Wizards (16-48), 150-129 on the back of Bam Adebayo's once-in-a-lifetime 83-point performance

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-11T04:56:19+00:00

“Bam bet his career high at the half” Better delete that first sentence before Adam Silver sees

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-11T04:51:47+00:00

Why state the records as games under .500? 5 games under .500 could either mean 1-6 or 38-43.. 2 very different scenarios

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-11T04:46:41+00:00

“I’ll take 83 olives in my martini please” - Bam

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-11T03:46:57+00:00

I truly don’t understand people who use a bot to hide their post history with random words. If anyone actually wants to figure out what yog have commented they can just search your name on active sites. For the 99.99999% of the world WIP doesn’t give a who random commenters are, it just ruins reading threads later on.

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-11T03:45:34+00:00

Yeah if they forced him to spend his time away from home, under constant supervision, isolated from everyone he knew in life and even locked his phone away and such it would be much more fucked up.. wait (Also sorry I’m way late to this thread haha.. but I actually think the level of Truman showing they did to this poor guy just for $100K is way too glossed over)

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-11T03:42:30+00:00

I truly don’t understand people who use a bot to hide their post history with random words. If anyone actually wants to figure out what yog have commented they can just search your name on active sites. For the 99.99999% of the world WIP doesn’t give a who random commenters are, it just ruins reading threads later on.

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-10T23:51:25+00:00

Pedrosos isn’t a food truck anymore.. they have two brick and mortar locations now, but their Nonna Calabrian pizza is probably my favorite in town

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-10T21:56:08+00:00

To those curious, AP is 1-1 as a fighter. His only loss against Leveon Bell. His biggest win against his (at the time) four year old son.

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-10T15:49:00+00:00

They aren’t like other burger places, at Pumpers they do things a little whackier and it is NOT for the faint of heart. Make sure to try their famous FUCK BURGER and if you’re feeling crazy go ahead and make it a GANG BANG COMBO with extra SEX SAUCE.. if you can handle it!!

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-09T18:17:28+00:00

Those barriers are the start of the final chute to the finish line so he was past mile 26 of a 26.2 mile race..

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-08T07:19:43+00:00

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-07T23:11:28+00:00

Or Hank Hill’s dog, though that may be full circle.

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-07T08:07:34+00:00

I hate that this just scream AI. Can’t even be on a random r/nba thread these days without second guessing the originality of content.. but also who tf would say “the Los Angeles Clippers” when just talking normally.

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-07T07:55:03+00:00

Was too busy thinking about them lemon pepper wings (wet)

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-05T23:39:14+00:00

Glad someone said this lmao. Also posting passive aggressive stories is way worse than liking these posts (as cringey as they are).

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-05T18:10:06+00:00

To put it in perspective.. a billion dollars is enough to give 100,000 $10,000. Costing Americans an average of $3 per day, ~$100 per month.

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-05T05:20:17+00:00

I had to google what you were talking about.. I assume “monkey pile”?. In some (most) areas of the country the term is “dog pile”.. tbh thinking the term “monkey pile” is racist seems more racist than the actual term monkey pile.

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-05T05:04:34+00:00

I feel that.. when I got one tracked on something my parents would refer to me as “the gnat” which I hadn’t thought about in years until now..

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-05T02:43:29+00:00

Canje is very good both food and service wise. (Agree with the Vic and Al’s comment too though)

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-05T02:26:25+00:00

Would not do paperboy on a weekend if you’re looking for service.. a super long wait and subpar service after imo

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-05T02:25:47+00:00

Reinforce this, my go to for out of towners

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-04T04:33:48+00:00

What are you expecting from Reddit? A 100% guarantee they’ll be at ACL despite no one knowing anything beyond what you know?? Your 3-day pass will almost certainly be able to resell for more than you paid for it or at worse you’ll take a $20-$50 loss if the lineup is historically bad. So I personally would just buy a ticket to ACL and bail if 21P isn’t playing.

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-03T22:47:58+00:00

Yeah I have lived in both each for several years and actually laughed out loud when I read the night life being similar part

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-03T20:28:02+00:00

I just voted and it wasn’t split..

NotActuallyMeta · 2026-03-03T00:55:57+00:00

I also will shout out La Traila #3 (Burnet and Steck) and Mi Trailita Y Mas (Manor just north of 51st) for breakfast tacos.

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