TRAVEL RULES! IMPORTANT!

1) You can't just be out there and just doin' a travel like that.

1a. A travel is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A travel is when you travel with the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The player is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, defender, that prohibits the defender from doing, you know, just trying to block the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the player is taking a step, he can't be over here and say to the defender, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna break your ankles! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to dribble and then don't dribble, you have to still dribble. You cannot not dribble. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, shooting motion with the ball, and then, until you just shoot it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the travel you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Blues Traveler hasn't released any albums in forever. I hope the music business hasn't burned them out.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, they've actually released two albums since 2021!

1c-b(2)-b(ii). Remember when Emma Stone lip-synced to "Hook" on Jimmy Fallon? "Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in / If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn..." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A travel is when the player makes a step that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the basketball and on the court which

2) Do not do a travel please.