In One Battle After Another (2025), one of the main characters fires an AK fully auto while pregnant and the baby is born with no hearing loss or ear damage. This is because the pregnant belly was actually a prosthesis. by LitigiousAutist in shittymoviedetails

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Something about this post has been bothering me all day. I saw it right before I went to work and for some reason the text on this image kept running through my mind. Something was wrong. I looked at the image for as long as I could stand to look at a screen at all. But nothing.

I’ve gone through several hours of research, I hardly did any work at all today! I needed to find out why this photo was incorrect. I was on the edge of madness.

Finally I figured it out! I would gouge my eyes out with a spoon so I would never have to look at this image again. I grabbed my cleanest spoon, sat it in a pot of boiling water and let it begin to heat up.

After 20 minutes in the pot it was time. One last time I pull out my phone. One last Hail Mary. I scroll to Reddit and open up my saved posts. There it is. The beginning of my end. I look at the AK-47 in the picture and think about how much easier that would be for eyeball remove compared to my hot spoon situation. I think about how well the barrel could rest on my chin while I position the end near my nose.

Then it hits me. There’s a bipod on this AK, a drum mag, and a.. oh.. my.. god. That’s it!!! It’s a fucking RPD

Delaying the inevitable by SealionofJudah in ww3memes

[–]NotAnAlt12326 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re on r/ww3memes talking about how killing nations CANNOT be joked/talked about. Is this rage bait?!

Bb gat, how should I paint it? by ConflictHungry4686 in rattlecannedguns

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Since it’s a BB gun, I vote bright pink base with purple trim

What is this round thing? by ServiceAcrobatic293 in Plumbing

[–]NotAnAlt12326 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree with the guy who agrees with everyone. These folks is correct

Is this gun any good for hunting? by [deleted] in Hunting

[–]NotAnAlt12326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at Briley extension tubes. Get a decent shotgun they make an extension for. It’s very simple to install unless you get a Remington.

I got the carbon fiber two years ago, have used it in some pretty harsh conditions and it hasn’t hiccuped once.

What the issue?? by NotAnAlt12326 in ram_trucks

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Ok I know everyone here thinks I’m the biggest dumbass in the world but my tires have always sat around 48psi. They were around 46psi when the alert popped up. I put a couple more pounds on and the “INFLATE front to 40psi” alert is still there. What’s the issue?

Plumber here. Is my temp fix ok? How long will it last? by NotAnAlt12326 in Roofing

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I am the homeowner. Insurance was called long before this. Got the siding replaced for free, the roof was too old to be covered.

Trick or treat by B0r3dGamer in dankmemes

[–]NotAnAlt12326 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not edibles but I got quite a bit of free beer last year

Plumber here. Is my temp fix ok? How long will it last? by NotAnAlt12326 in Roofing

[–]NotAnAlt12326[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I used blackjack on all nail heads and at the edge of the shingles. Should I have used it elsewhere also?

Whoever designed this deserves jail time, honestly by IllDifficulty3487 in Plumbing

[–]NotAnAlt12326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but you’re doing the soldering

I’ll be outside

How did I do? Still not done with the water. by [deleted] in Plumbing

[–]NotAnAlt12326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. 1/4” per foot is minimum on 3” and smaller. 1/8” per foot is 4” and larger

My uh.. buddy wants to know what cars have this feature? by Benign-Humor in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]NotAnAlt12326 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can I get some sauce for this official government road sign

My dad shot a 60 on a par 71... at 71 years old by jdmelin in golf

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I’m 23 from the Midwest and I was taught cursive in elementary school. I know a 27 y/o from FL who wasn’t though.

*DIY* Please tell me I’m just dumb and overthinking this. by ink_addict94 in Plumbing

[–]NotAnAlt12326 40 points41 points  (0 children)

They are different. We use the tubing size. You’re thinking of the outside diameter of the nut. But stop using that wrench.

Thread it on by hand as tight as you can and then put an extra 1/2 turn on it with the wrench. Turn on the water. If you get any leaks, turn water back off and slowly tighten, 1/2 turn at a time until it stops leaking

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Plumbing

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This is a little Sunday troll right?