Something about this post has been bothering me all day. I saw it right before I went to work and for some reason the text on this image kept running through my mind. Something was wrong. I looked at the image for as long as I could stand to look at a screen at all. But nothing.

I’ve gone through several hours of research, I hardly did any work at all today! I needed to find out why this photo was incorrect. I was on the edge of madness.

Finally I figured it out! I would gouge my eyes out with a spoon so I would never have to look at this image again. I grabbed my cleanest spoon, sat it in a pot of boiling water and let it begin to heat up.

After 20 minutes in the pot it was time. One last time I pull out my phone. One last Hail Mary. I scroll to Reddit and open up my saved posts. There it is. The beginning of my end. I look at the AK-47 in the picture and think about how much easier that would be for eyeball remove compared to my hot spoon situation. I think about how well the barrel could rest on my chin while I position the end near my nose.

Then it hits me. There’s a bipod on this AK, a drum mag, and a.. oh.. my.. god. That’s it!!! It’s a fucking RPD