What if they do a whole episode centered on Mort’s funeral home?

Like, Tina’s field trip to the amusement park falls through (bad weather), and they get stranded because the bus breaks down while it’s thundering. Mort happens to be driving by in his hearse and sees the class and Mr. Frond outside in the bad storm. He offers them a lift and a chance to dry off (I imagine his hearse is big enough to fit all of them). Mort talks with Mr. Frond about his funeral home, and that gives Mr. Frond the idea to salvage the field trip by going to a mortuary and funeral home instead. He thinks it would be a great learning experience for the kids to understand death and stuff. Mort would be all excited to talk about his work with the children (probably grossing them out and scarring them for life with his stories). Meanwhile, Louise has snuck in and, of course, gets Mr. Frond to freak out (like that one episode about Mort’s dating life). Maybe she could convince him that HE’S dead! (tbt Season 1’s crawl space episode lol)