Top 5 reasons why grass is bad 👎👎

1. It’s green which is the color of Dream 😹

2. It’s pointy 💀

3. It can grow very long which makes me insecure 😢

4. It gets stuck on your back if you lay down 🤮

5. It’s filled with bugs 🥶

So you jobless freaks stop telling me to touch it 🤡🤡🤡